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Things My Florida Neighbors Say

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by bobrek, Jul 26, 2020.

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  1. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    We'll start with an easy one:

    - Neighbor A: "Astros are cheaters"
    - Me: "You're not going to get me to defend them, but let me ask you a question. Are you going to boo Charlie Morton?"
    - Neighbor A: (silence)
    - Neighbor B: "He's a pitcher, he didn't know"

    Now for more:

    - Woman neighbor: "It's just like the flu, what's the worst that can happen, you get sick for a few days then you're OK"

    - Neighbor A: "I'm sick of the news...none of them are truthful or reliable"
    - Neighbor B: "You should try OAN" (he was serious)

    - Neighbor A: "All whites are racist, right? I guess that makes me a racist (this was said sarcastically like it would be beyond him to be racist) I never hear anyone say blacks are racist"
    - Neighbor B: "You haven't? I hear it"
    - Neighbor A: "Really?"

    - Neighbor A (the same neighbor A from the previous comment): "Yeah...BLM - Burglary, Looting, Murder"
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Your lawyer son (not the other ones) should do a YouTube video.

    *BANGS GAVEL*
     
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  3. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Autobots, Roll out
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Do your neighbors know that you are the Pope?
     
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  5. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Some do
     
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    neighbor: u should try OAN

    me:

    [​IMG]
     
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    tinman 999999999
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    “Every day I’m hustlin, hustlin...”
    @RayRay10
    @Reeko
     
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    tinman 999999999
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    “To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.” ...
     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Except for the gold chain, that was me.
     
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    tinman 999999999
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    99ers are funny like Chris Tucker
    Non 99ers Carl herreras
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    [​IMG]
     
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Except for the gold chain, that was me.
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    OAN'D
     
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    tinman 999999999
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    you passed up Herrera with that joke.
    actually, with any joke.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Not the only poster i've passed by recently.


    HO HO HO
     
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    tinman 999999999
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    You are like on 22 game winning streak with Rick Adelman
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    I'm in the bubble.
     
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    I've been spending time in Florida and I hear a lot of people asking, "Why does BLM only talk about blacks killed by police but not each other???" crap
     
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    Florida gonna Florida
     
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