1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. ROCKETS GAMEDAY
    Strong test at Toyota Center tonight as the Rockets take on Jalen Brunson, Karl-Anthony Towns and the New York Knicks. Come join Dave and David Weiner (@BimaThug) for live postgame!

    LIVE! ClutchFans on YouTube
Welcome ClutchFans Live

[sports] shark or bear?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Jul 21, 2020.

?

Which would you take your chances against

  1. Bear on land

  2. Shark in water

Results are only viewable after voting.
Page 4 of 4
  1. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    35,510
    Likes Received:
    16,012
    I prefer to die on land, no question.
     
    #61 JuanValdez, Jul 23, 2020
  2. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    58,266
    Likes Received:
    48,577
    What if it was a dance off?

     
    #62 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
  3. CCorn

    CCorn Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2010
    Messages:
    22,570
    Likes Received:
    23,629
    /debate
     
    #63 CCorn, Jul 23, 2020
  4. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    58,266
    Likes Received:
    48,577
     
    #64 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
    The Captain and donkeypunch like this.
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    30,194
    Likes Received:
    8,187
    I cannot take bears seriously.



     
    #65 PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 23, 2020
    donkeypunch, KingCheetah and boomboom like this.
  6. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    12,821
    Likes Received:
    9,516
    The cubs playing on the swingset is so cool.


    But why in the heck did you build the swingset practically in a forest that's obviously bear-infested?
     
    #66 boomboom, Jul 23, 2020
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    60,332
    Likes Received:
    54,864
    You need to post these in Unsorted -- those people will love it.
     
    #67 KingCheetah, Jul 23, 2020
    CCorn likes this.
  8. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    58,266
    Likes Received:
    48,577
    I'm sensing a bias because bears can do cute human like things while sharks are just cold blooded killers.
     
    #68 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
  9. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    20,960
    Likes Received:
    24,079
    rocketsjudoka mad cause he cant handle the nunchucks like bears can. You definitely dont want that smoke bruh...

     
    #69 donkeypunch, Jul 23, 2020
    PhiSlammaJamma and KingCheetah like this.
  10. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    58,266
    Likes Received:
    48,577
    They might have better weapon skills but I fight dirty..
     
    #70 rocketsjudoka, Jul 23, 2020
    CCorn and donkeypunch like this.
  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    12,821
    Likes Received:
    9,516

    Sharks can be compassionate...example...

    [​IMG]
     
    #71 boomboom, Jul 23, 2020
    Ubiquitin and The Captain like this.
  12. The Captain

    The Captain Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    39,292
    Likes Received:
    38,912
    Bobby the Rookie and the Beastie Boys at it again!

     
    #72 The Captain, Jul 23, 2020
    Ubiquitin, Buck Turgidson and boomboom like this.
  13. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    110,056
    Likes Received:
    114,692
    Good answer.
     
    #73 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2020
  14. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    110,056
    Likes Received:
    114,692
    Get some.
     
    #74 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2020
    Ubiquitin likes this.
  15. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    110,056
    Likes Received:
    114,692
    Sir Stewart Wallace...As Himself
     
    #75 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2020
    boomboom likes this.
  16. TimDuncanDonaut

    TimDuncanDonaut Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2009
    Messages:
    16,964
    Likes Received:
    41,599
    This is a tough one.

    Sharks have their own week.
    Sharks can attack in tornados.
    A shark ate Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea.
    Landshark used to eat cast members on SNL in the 70s.

    A bear almost killed DiCaprio.
    Also this.


    In conclusion, I go with bear, since I can't swim.
     
    #76 TimDuncanDonaut, Jul 23, 2020
  17. OkayAyeReloaded

    OkayAyeReloaded Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2010
    Messages:
    5,280
    Likes Received:
    8,019
     
    #77 OkayAyeReloaded, Jul 24, 2020
  18. Sanctity

    Sanctity Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2019
    Messages:
    2,456
    Likes Received:
    1,779
    Unless it's a bull shark, a 6ft shark isn't intimidating.
     
    #78 Sanctity, Jul 24, 2020
  19. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    60,332
    Likes Received:
    54,864
    [​IMG]
     
    #79 KingCheetah, Jul 24, 2020
    TimDuncanDonaut likes this.
  20. fattz

    fattz Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    5,943
    Likes Received:
    5,766
    Cardiac arrest can kill, too.
     
    #80 fattz, Jul 24, 2020
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 4 of 4

Share This Page