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Steve Francis hates kittens....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Baqui99, Feb 10, 2004.

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  1. Baqui99

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    And I hear he doesn't look before changing lanes.
     
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    From what I hear his small hands lead to turnovers.
     
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    i hear he has weapons of mass destruction too and he is going to use them on his own team!
     
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    ...if you look closely at the tape of the Super Bowl half-time show, you can clearly see Steve hiding behind Justin Timberlake and exposing Janet Jackson's breast.
     
  5. Baqui99

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    Steve Francis steals the prizes out of the cereal box before he even eats any.
     
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    A friend of mine heard a rumor that he tears the tags off of mattresses.
     
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    From what i hear Steve is having sexxual relations w/ a cat.. so why in the world would he hate kittens?
     
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    I once heard that Steve sits when he pees, and then doesn't wash his hands before signing autographs.
     
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    Cat's not going to like to hear this.
     
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    Stevie has a reason...this is from when he was a baby (he's gotten darker since).

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    I TOTALLY see the resemblance! Just put a ball in the baby's hands, make him double-clutch a couple times... and that's a typical highlight video of Francis's drives to the basket.
     
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    another example of his poor court vision. You think Tinsley would've walked into that ambush? No way!
     
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    I heard he stands up to wipe, though.
     
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    To the front...
     
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    stupid thread :D
     
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