Going to ride a hot air balloon solo?

I see you fam. Just try not to kidnap any kids.

 

Flew past the riding-a-bike-alone thread...

 

Why not go more meta? "Participating in a CF thread solo..."

 

How about masturbating solo, do you dare?

 

I could never go up in a hot air balloon. Those that do...I salute you. I'm staying on the ground.

 

You never go in a balloon solo, who the hell is working the gas?

 

It's a cool way to look at the countryside from up on high. Planes and helicopters also work.

 

Balloons, Planes, and Helicopters

Is that a sequel to "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? Who do we get for the John Candy and Steve Martin parts?

 

"People train?"
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How may I help you?

You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks! And you can give me a ****ing automobile: a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick! Four ****ing wheels and a seat!

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

 

Del: You play with your balls a lot.

Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.

Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?

Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.

Neal: You know what'd make me happy?

Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

 

dun do it breh! the kids from nearby balloons will boo you and throw popcorn

 

In an airplane, yes. Pilot in the front, you two in the back.

 

This won't go well.

R.I.P. CCorn.

 

find a hot female operator and make it a unique experience for the 3 of you.

 

Lol looks like I started a trend

 

careful when starting a trend solo breh. people might boo you and throw popcorn

 

If dropping a penny from the Empire State building can kill a person, would uncontrolled plox from a hot air balloon act like artillery?

Ah... ze mysteries of life