things you just don't get

i could never get the sin cos tan and the "i" in precal. took private lessons and still couldn't get it. i mean.. wtf is that all about?

 

Why I keep posting on clutchfans.

 

For me, this is all college sports. These fans treat the sport and the players, like they are pro and decidedly not amateur.

 

Not a huge fan of Chris Stapleton, but he does have some ridiculously good songs.

Parachute and Traveller have gotten countless playbacks here.

 

The Kardashians - I don't get.
Hollywood awards - like Oscars. They are already awarded and overpayed - I don't get.
Outlandishly overdone long fingernails - I don't get.
The hundreds of mascaras - I don't get.
The waste evident in affluent economies - I don't get.
The doubt about science - I don't get.

 

I don’t get the obsession with people using social media to tell the world every time they eat, drink, sneeze, see a flower that looks like any other fckn flower.

1st post- pic of eggs and back
2nd post- inside of car driving.
3rd. Post- walking inside your house
4th post. Sitting down watching tv.
5th post. Pic of ugly ass dog.
6th post- pic of dog food.
7th post
Thru
14 th post - selfies.
15th post. Walking outisde.

And that’s just from 8:00 am to 9:00 am!?

Wtf!!!!!! I don’t care about your stupid bacon , dog, ugly ass face lol

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

 

Ha. I came into the thread to say modern art.

 

I remember Pvt. Gomer Pyle and Greta Scacchi had a baby together long time ago like the early 90s. A quick google search just now says that Penn's dating the baby, Leila George D'Onofrio. A mystery, indeed! (shaking my head)

Spoiler

 

The most amazing part of that exchange, none of it was on script. RiP Gunny

 

Plebeian, two-dimensional thinking and being sexually attracted to your own sex.

Not a bad thing, I just don't understand it on a very basic level. But I accept people for the way they are, so it's all good.

 

All science is based on doubt. Science is never static. People who think any science is settled are the ignorant, myopic ones.

I don't get how you wouldn't know that.

 

It’s simple. Don’t open FB and or Instagram. Better yet delete it. Life is so much better without it.

 

Perhaps I should have worded it " People who doubt the validity of science".
Better?

 

Sadly, politics has started creeping into science.

 

a sacrifice fly in beisbol. why is it only a sacrifice when it scores in a run but not when it moves a man over on the bases. who made them kings to decide such things!

 

The worst part is that it’s billed as a show appealing to intellectuals, when in reality that couldn’t be farther from the truth. A witty show doesn’t need a laugh track every 5 seconds. Also, using the same formulaic plot situations as every other average sitcom and infusing it with nerdy references doesn’t change the audience.

 

Skyping while driving.

 

Modern rap music (mumbling about nothing with auto-tune over a beat that sounds like it was made using a child's keyboard toy).