"Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer" "Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator" "Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor" "Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer" and of course the ever popular "Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor" "Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer" These are just some of the people who should meet in real life.
I talked to the deep voiced announcer when I worked for Apple. He is also the voice of Chester Cheetah.
(Announcer): "Real American Hero's" (Back Ground Singer): "Reeeeeaaal American Heeeerrro's" (Announcer): "Today we salute, you, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy" (Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy" (Announcer): "You provide us with the thrill that is indecent exposure to college co-eds." (Back Ground Singer): "Can you help me with this?" (Announcer): "Who else could make us forget about A&M losing by 77 points to Oklahoma than a guy that sits in his car alone and pleasures himself in campus parking lots?" (Back Ground Singer): "Yeeeah baby." (Announcer): "You've got the guts to do in your Dodge Ram what the rest of us only do while watching p*rn while our wife's are away." (Back Ground Singer): "I think I'm about to c*m now." (Announcer): "Sure, women think you are a pervert and you might be a sex offender, but deep down you now they really want to see your throbbing manflesh." (Three women background singers): "Oooh, throbbing manflesh!" (Announcer): "So, crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guy. You might have broken all the laws of decency, but hey, she was asking for it." (Back Ground Singer): "Mr. Jack-off in the Car Guuuuuy" (Announcer): "Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri."
