Andrew Bogut

I didn't necessarily want Bogut but I think it's silly when people say we "dodged a bullet" because of this injury. It was that exact set of circumstances that led to the injury. There's a 99.9999% chance he wouldn't have fractured his tibia if he had signed with us instead. Or if he did, it would've been in a different game in a different fashion. But I understand human instinct gives us the initial reaction of relief.

 

Morey has a voodoo doll!

 

sanders "lucky break"

 

Andrew Bogut sticking his leg out and getting it broken is akin to Draymond getting his knee snapped while trying to kick a player or Steph hurting his throat after choking on his mouth piece.

There are very few athletes who I could care less get injured. Less than 5 probably. Draymond, Suggs, Bogut and Parsons.

 

Now everyone gets to watch this jack ass trying to trip someone and instead breaking his own leg. **** him.

 

so messed up but so hilarious everytime lol

 

LOL at 35s

Bogut: "awww **** I broke it"
Commentator: "I think he said I'm alright"

 

Man I get tired of always being right, lol. Im also humble

 

There's a reason the same people keep getting injured and others seems to never be harmed.

 

That's funny, I heard Morey's extremely loud sigh of relief.

 

Well, so much for that. I think this may have been one of the shortest experiments in NBA history right next to Greg Oden.

 

1 min guy. Soft dick

 

Awesome, karma does exist!

 

I hate the Warriors more than the Cavs. To that end Bogutncould have helped them in the Finals a bit.

Of course since the Rockets will be playing the Cavs in the Finals and not the Warriors, his is great news!!

 

You have sum balls sayin dat.

 

Didn't Capella injure himself similarly?

 

So Andrew Bogut IS the answer after all!

If the question is: "How can I blow a few million bucks in less than a minute?"