Clutch the Bear in the New Uniform

Everytime we went to the games last year, my wife payed more attention to what clutch was doing, more than she watched the games. I noticed a lot of people watch what he does. I don't know if that means they like clutch.. but he's got their attention.

BTW.. Who cares about his uniform. Summer is over.. this season won't start soon enough.

 

I think Clutch looks great(other than not having a belt line).

During the offseason Les could rent Clutch to Ohio State.
But I like that color.

They must be having a really hard time with the colors on the unis. If you compare the compare the home uni, road uni, and Clutch uni pics, that's 3 different shades of red.

The road uni pic red SUCKS!!!(washed-out, pinkish hue)

The home uni red looks nice.(darker red)

But I think I like the shade of red on the Clutch uni the best.(brighter red)
The silver looks good against it.

Can someone post all 3 side by side. Thanks

 

Who knocked up Clutch??? I didnt hear any annoucements....... I'll bet it was that damn road trip to Phoenix last year. I hear the Gorilla is awfully flirtatious!

At least we can find peace knowing that Clutch is female.

 

i think a picture of his wife is long overdue.

 

I'm pretty sure that Clutch is gay.

 

Well, I actually interviewed Clutch for my sports management class. The main reason he isn't a rocket, is because they didn't want a big blue penis to be running around the court. Les is actually the one that chose a bear as the character. Then "Clutch" designed the uniform from there.

 

Can anyone please explain to me why we have a bear as a mascot or whatever he is? A side show for the kiddies or what?

 

Could anyone even imagine if there were a huge blue Rocket with teeth running around the court during time outs?? That would look so stupid it's beyond comprehension...



Crap, the Suns have a friggin' GORILLA as their mascot, and you don't see anybody over there b****ing!

I used to hate Clutch, but let's face it, a Rocket doesn't exactly translate well to mascots. I guess it really WAS the uniform after all...

Look at the bright side, at least we don't have this thing as a mascot...

 

One bright point: If for some reason we ever decide to sign Stanley Roberts again, he could just borrow Clutch's uniform -- they're pretty much the same size.

 

Not concerned with other teams just H-towns.

I just ask why.

 

Is it really that hard to figure out?

 

It must have been his wife, the power dancer.

 

Hey Bottle rocket

Read this:

I wouldn't want a giant blue dildo as my mascot either. And I can't think of any space-related animals, other than Laika, the first dog in space. But she was a Soviet, and screw the communists, man.

 

That's why we changed the color scheme:


(red blobs are supposed to be big cartoony shoes)

Check it out, another holdover from the glorious pajama years, updated for the Ming Dynasty! Sharky can't miss!






No?

Damn.

 

just like what does a gorilla have to do with the Suns

 

What's wrong with the Syracuse Orange?

 

I really don't care much for Clutch cause i'm not into it and all. But I see adults all into him more than the kids.

 

I agree with Tim. I am an older kid (31), and I enjoy Clutch and his antidotes. I love it when someone gets cake-faced. He is also great with children. For all of you Clutch-Haters, You also have Turbo to cheer. We have Clutch, Turbo, the Power Dancers and most of all - The Rockets!!!!! This is our time to Be Big!!!

 

That was "Eclipse," Turbo's real-life practice buddy at that time. They just dressed him up in a bluish-style suit and sometimes they would do tandem stunts. It was actually pretty sweet.

But as far as Turbo's future with the organization, I think I remember reading on hoopsworld.com or nypost.com a few weeks ago that Turbo was gonna sign a deal with SpikeTV's "Slamball" league to be a player/coach.


I advise against believing that second paragraph, it was meant for entertainment purposes only