Texans sign Brock Osweiler

HAHAHA!!!!!

 

I hope Miller loves blocking and Osweiler has learned how to duck and cover.

 

Wait....yeah?! After the reports just came out that the Broncos were "back in it" and a new deal was imminent?

 

4 years 72 mil. He might work out and this post will look stupid, but that sounds like an insane contract.

 

anything to never see brian hoyer throw the ball again

 

Denver wasn't that far apart. They tried.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Broncos offered Osweiler $16M per yr with $30M guarantee. Houston $17M- $18M per yr. Manning shadow/fresh start were factors <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/9news?src=hash">#9news</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/9sports?src=hash">#9sports</a></p>&mdash; Mike Klis (@MikeKlis) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeKlis/status/707665903165505536">March 9, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Not shocked, we knew the Texans would have to pay a premium.

 

Scouting report, NFL comparison Josh Freeman.

http://walterfootball.com/scoutingreport2012bosweiler.php

 

I like this move....... Much less chance of busting than a QB draft pick and frees up that pck for other postions.

 

I'll wait to see the amount guaranteed / any incentives in there before making that statement. If they only guarantee about 30 mil, that's giving them a 2 year window to see if they have a franchise QB. For a team that has struggled to find a QB and not in a good position to draft one with great prospects, I think that would be an understandable risk.

 

But that means no mas hoyer! it was almost confirmed when johnny pancakes said we wouldn't get him. If a guy like fitzie was offered 10 mil by the jets and he turned down, you shouldn't feel so bad about the money. It's the market. Still have to draft a qb I believe.

 

A good job. We may have a qb to do something.

 

If he drafts HAckenB .. . i think BO'B can go with the Brock was holding the Seat For HankenB argument and extend for a year or two

Rocket River

 

Pancakes Faints ! (Wrong Again!...hang it up dude, just retire)

Osweiler Faints! (Jackpot!!...can't believe they are paying me this much dough after 7 games as a starter! Muahahahaha)

B'OB Faints! (Oh ***** just got real. I have to start this guy now...can't insert my pet projects anymore)

Savage Faints! (F***. I thought I was going to be the starter).

Smith Faints! (Oh wait, he doesn't. He faked a faint. He's GM for life and he knows it. No sweat if this screws up)

I faint (Texans prioritizing the QB position)

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Per reports of $37M guaranteed -- only 8 QBs have more guaranteed money, per <a href="https://t.co/iVqpOX69qd">https://t.co/iVqpOX69qd</a>. <a href="https://t.co/cHO5S4LzmI">https://t.co/cHO5S4LzmI</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mason (@MaseDenver) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaseDenver/status/707667322547273728">March 9, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Yep! Precicely this.

I'm excited though....considering it's an alternative to Hoyer.....

Plus the news on Miller....

 

you forgot Hackenberg!

 

that's what arian foster never got appreciated for. his pass blocking was excellence, better than some lineman that play for the jags

 

What a terrible mistake by the Texans. Wow...

 

Sura Faints! (I started this faint-ing business!)