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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RedRedemption, Nov 3, 2015.

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  1. Felixthecat

    Felixthecat Member

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    Back front back and side to side.
     
    #21 Felixthecat, Nov 3, 2015
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  2. bigtexxx

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    I don't even worry about it

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    #22 bigtexxx, Nov 3, 2015
  3. rimrocker

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    Back and to the left.
     
    #23 rimrocker, Nov 3, 2015
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
     
    #24 Buck Turgidson, Nov 3, 2015
  5. yo

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    What is this front to back, back to front talk? Shouldn't we be talking up and down, down and up?
     
    #25 yo, Nov 3, 2015
  6. Cohete Rojo

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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Be-hXxc5yN0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #26 Cohete Rojo, Nov 3, 2015
  7. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Mine is solid and clean like a cat. No need to wipe

    I just wake a **** and walk on
     
    #27 FTW Rockets FTW, Nov 3, 2015
  8. RV6

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    #28 RV6, Nov 4, 2015
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    #29 vcchlw, Nov 4, 2015
  10. Louka

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    1. front to back
    2. fold
    3. front to back
    4. fold
    5. back to front
    6. discard.

    repeat as necessary.
     
    #30 Louka, Nov 4, 2015
  11. Poloshirtbandit

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    I just shower after #2. No wiping.
     
    #31 Poloshirtbandit, Nov 4, 2015
  12. BigggReddd

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    I lift my genitals with one hand, then reach under and wipe b2f with the other. Quite unorthodox from what I've heard.
     
    #32 BigggReddd, Nov 4, 2015
  13. Harrisment

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    I have these things called testicles which would make back to front pretty uncomfortable. For those with tiny ball syndrome, I guess it could work.
     
    #33 Harrisment, Nov 4, 2015
  14. DCkid

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    Took 33 posts to get to the heart of this matter.
     
    #34 DCkid, Nov 4, 2015
  15. SuraGotMadHops

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    Yall got to get you one of these!

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    #35 SuraGotMadHops, Nov 4, 2015
  16. Louka

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    I don't think men reach from the front to do back to front.... but to each his own i guess.
     
    #36 Louka, Nov 4, 2015
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    I don't care as long as the toilet paper gets to at least a light brown colour
     
    #37 Mr. Clutch, Nov 4, 2015
  18. Jugdish

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    Do you live in Cuba? I've never heard such a vigilant toilet paper protocol.
     
    #38 Jugdish, Nov 4, 2015
  19. Blake

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    #39 Blake, Nov 5, 2015
  20. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Don't wipe, you wimp.

    Skid mark like a man.
     
    #40 Juxtaposed Jolt, Nov 5, 2015
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