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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 9, 2015.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Assuming you are refusing. Ignore it? Get up and Walk away? Get loud?

    I get regular massage therapy about once or twice a month for my back. Been trying to save money recently, so went looking for a cheaper place. Found one that charged only $35 for an hour. So far so good. She does excellent work on the back for a solid 30 minutes, then tells me to turn over to work on my shoulders and head. Things got awkward after that. She made a series of initiating moves which were not reciprocated. I ignored them because it wasn't overt (no junk touching), but I seriously thought about getting up and leaving right at that moment but didn't want to cause a scene. She finally gives up after 5 minutes of futility and goes back to doing a proper massage (again, very good at it).

    Would you have caused a scene? I mean, she wasnt trying to hurt me, and I really wanted her to finish the massage
     
    #1 hotballa, Oct 9, 2015
  2. conquistador#11

    conquistador#11 Member

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    if someone offers you a happy end, in what scenario does one say no! you always say yes, please.
     
    #2 conquistador#11, Oct 9, 2015
  3. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Member

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    You should have exploded on her face to show her who is boss
     
    #3 FTW Rockets FTW, Oct 9, 2015
  4. Yung-T

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    Need pics of masseuse to assess the situation properly.
     
    #4 Yung-T, Oct 9, 2015
  5. The Captain

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    hotballa...you so crazy
     
    #5 The Captain, Oct 9, 2015
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    just furiously buttstuff her with your cockenshpeil
     
    #6 Panda23, Oct 9, 2015
  7. Salvy

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    And what is the address to such horrid place... I must investigate further.... For science..
     
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  8. dsnow23

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    What was he/she's name?
     
    #8 dsnow23, Oct 9, 2015
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    Fart very loud.
     
    #9 CCorn, Oct 9, 2015
  10. ling ling

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    That's a mating call in some cultures.

    Did you salute the masseuse?
     
    #10 ling ling, Oct 9, 2015
  11. Rockets Red Glare

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    The answer obviously depends on what the lady looked like...
     
    #11 Rockets Red Glare, Oct 9, 2015
  12. Cannonball

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    Wow, just think about how many cocks her hands must have touched that day before she put them on your back, shoulders, and head!
     
    #12 Cannonball, Oct 9, 2015
  13. Newlin

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    Maybe you would prefer a masseur?
     
    #13 Newlin, Oct 9, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. pippendagimp

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    she loved you not so longtime
     
    #15 pippendagimp, Oct 9, 2015
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    Should have just sent her home for the day.
     
    #16 Two Sandwiches, Oct 9, 2015
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    Did she look like this....:confused:

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    hotballa keeping it real!!! ;)
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    #17 BamBam, Oct 9, 2015
  18. Rashmon

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    You're fine going forward because now she thinks your gay.
     
    #18 Rashmon, Oct 9, 2015
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    Your masseuse was most like a tranny.
     
    #19 ima_drummer2k, Oct 9, 2015
  20. dragician

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    tell her the truth - that you are gay.
     
    #20 dragician, Oct 9, 2015
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