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Potty Etiquette Question

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaGlide, May 29, 2009.

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Lock the bathroom door?

  1. Leave it open. The more, the merrier!

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  2. Lock it up. No kibble with these bits.

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  1. DaGlide

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    Here's the sitch:

    At a reasonably busy (but not standing on top of one another packed) restaurant/bar and need to use the bathroom. Turns out the men's restroom is sorta smallish and has a urinal and a toilet. No dividers, separation, plants, or other apparatus to hide one from the other. They are on the same wall about three feet apart. Bathroom door has a lock. What do you do?

    For extra credit -- After washing hands, do you use a towel to open the door on the way out?
     
  2. kona-

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    I lock door. Open door with a paper towel after washing my hands and then pull out my travel size germ x and get me a lil somethin somethin from that.

    kapoooww!
     
  3. Microfridge

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    Lock it up. I don't think anyone needs to see that.

    Washing hands? What's that? ;)
     
  4. BullFan

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    Its been years since I've been to Social in midtown, but I seem to remember the set up

    tiny bathroom. Urinal and toilet, no dividers

    Well on the weekends, sometimes they had a bathroom attendant in there who would sit on a little stool, directly across from the toilet. So if you had to drop a deuce, you would sit on the can, with some random guy sitting maybe a foot away from you, looking directly at you. face to face.
     
  5. Jugdish

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    I pinch it right into the urinal.

    F the man!
     
  6. DaGlide

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    This is mostly badness. On the plus side, there is a guy there to high five if you really rip one.
     
  7. Oski2005

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    That is clearly a one person bathroom, how is this even a dilemma?
     
  8. DaGlide

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    You would be surprised. This was actually a heated debate amongst a group of friends.
     
  9. Jugdish

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    If I saw a guy crapping there and he didn't lock the door, I'd pee on his strained face. It's the principle, you see.
     
  10. Oski2005

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    Well everybody who thinks it's wrong to lock the door is off base. It's a single occupant bathroom. The reason it has a urinal is because they use less water than toilets and because they don't want people pissing on toilet seats. The fact that it even has a lockable door is how you know you are supposed to lock it.
     

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