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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    Seriously. I took a dump earlier and it took 15 minutes! What's wrong with me?!
     
    #1 finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010
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    dont eat too much
     
    #2 YourSecretLover, Jun 11, 2010
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    Fresh Pampers?
     
    #3 moestavern19, Jun 11, 2010
  4. Hydhypedplaya

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    15 minutes ain't that long
     
    #4 Hydhypedplaya, Jun 11, 2010
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    Are you posting from the can? You could knock out like 5 quality posts in that time.
     
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  6. WhoMikeJames

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    TOO MUCH FIBER
     
    #6 WhoMikeJames, Jun 11, 2010
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    You're turning into a guy.
     
    #7 deekay209, Jun 11, 2010
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    eat more cheese and bigger variety to.
     
    #8 peleincubus, Jun 11, 2010
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    my poops are very quick
     
    #9 tehG l i d e, Jun 11, 2010
  10. BEAT LA

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    Use more toilet paper. It will get your bowels moving.

    Eat smaller portions. Rather than large meals eat small snacks.
     
    #10 BEAT LA, Jun 11, 2010
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    Chicks don't poop.
     
    #11 sammy, Jun 11, 2010
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    You should have more butsecks.
     
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    Nothing a chilicheeseburger wouldn't fix.
     
    #13 CrazyDave, Jun 11, 2010
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    Let moes take care of it :grin: . Butt really, it may be the fiber.
     
    #14 Rock3t Man, Jun 11, 2010
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    Apparently they don't fart either...
     
    #15 jsonic6, Jun 11, 2010
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    Are you constipated???
     
    #16 david_rocket, Jun 11, 2010
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    Man this is great haha, I know where your coming from idk about lasting 15 minutes with crap coming out of me but usually I'll just dot on the toilet for a lil longer than needed to but it's just so relaxing.
     
    #17 SpaceCityKid, Jun 11, 2010
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    heh heh... heh heheheh....heh

    [​IMG]
     
    #18 yo, Jun 11, 2010
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    Could be. If you're not drinking enough fluids, that is.

    If you are eating a lot of fiber, you need to make sure you're well-hydrated.

    Of course, you need to make sure you're well-hydrated whether you're eating a lot of fiber or not.

    ↓ fluids = ↑ constipation.
     
    #19 Lynus302, Jun 11, 2010
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    take the Activia Challenge. Eat Activia yogurt every day for 2 weeks. If it doesn't naturally regulate your digestive system, they say they'll refund your money!
    it worked for jamie lee curtis :)
     
    #20 00rocketgirl, Jun 11, 2010
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