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    Q: What is gettingbranded's favorite hors d'oeuvre?

    A: Pinstripes, a fedora, and very shiny shoes
     
    #141 Manny Ramirez, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: What does Rocketspimp wear to church??

    A: The Iron Sheik
     
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    Q: What was the name of the newest wrestler(compared to the Iran Sheik in the WWF) in the now defunct American Wrestling Association?

    A: Morning talk shows, soap operas, and wrestling
     
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    What type of programs are shown on PBS in Arkansas?

    A: Rings around Uranus
     
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    Q: What do I get if I eat too much spicy food?

    A: Oyster shckers, a pair of extra medium gloves, and a pack of menthols.
     
    #145 gr8-1, Nov 9, 2001
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    Q: What are in the pockets of a Health department chemist who prepares seafood samples for organic chemical analysis just before the 10:15 smoke break?

    A: A two feet compacted clay liner with a permeability of less than 1 * 10^-7.
     
    #146 Joe Joe, Nov 9, 2001
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    Q: What did gettingbranded wish he had last night to put on his TV so he didn't have to see the Bulls score?

    A: Heather Locklear and Sharon Stone.
     
    #147 Manny Ramirez, Nov 9, 2001
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    Q. Who will go lez this year



    A. 3ft. of tubing and a box of cereal
     
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    Q: What was found at Richard Gere's last get together?


    A: here kitty, kitty, kitty.........
     
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    Q: What is the most common phrase said at Aussie's?

    A jeopardy calendar
     
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    Q: If gettingbranded's house was on fire, what would be the first thing he grabs?

    A: pinstripes
     
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    Q: What type of suit did Kevin Willis have on when Drewdog came oh-so-close of no longer being with us?

    A: Princess vs. Mrs. JB
     
    #152 Manny Ramirez, Feb 13, 2002
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