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  1. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Q: Who are to two people that not be allowed to mate for the love of God, atheists, democrats, Jews, Palestinians,Catholics Protestants, Rebublicans, and all things good?

    A: 10 pens, 70 rubberbands, rubber cement, and 5 hours.
     
    #121 Joe Joe, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q. How many turkeys does Sally Struthers eat as a mid-morning snack?

    A. Too much garbage
     
    #122 Lil Pun, Nov 6, 2001
  3. Manny Ramirez

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    Q: How would you describe the posts of Q8 Rocket, boy, and rompa as?

    A: Heypartner
     
    #123 Manny Ramirez, Nov 6, 2001
  4. Manny Ramirez

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    Bump

    Realizing that I don't want to answer myself, we need to get this thread going again.

    Don't let it die!

    Last response was this:

    A: Heypartner
     
    #124 Manny Ramirez, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q: Who taught me the value of posting while pooing?

    A: Ball peen hammers.
     
    #125 Rocketman95, Nov 7, 2001
  6. Joe Joe

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    Q: What are Cato's hands usually referred to as when he can't grab a pass?

    A: Duct tape, Some C-4, and a clogged toilet.
     
    #126 Joe Joe, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q: What's a typical Saturday night for gettingbranded?

    A: Oscar Torres, coach of the Houston Cougars
     
    #127 Manny Ramirez, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q. What title can be given to a Rocket to keep UH winless...FOREVER?

    A. Madison Square Field
     
    #128 Lil Pun, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q: If the Knicks became a football team, where would they play their home games?

    A: A whip, chains, and a thong.
     
    #129 Manny Ramirez, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q: What will be the first word's TheFreak's new baby hears when he asks about his conception?

    A: Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah
     
    #130 Rocketman95, Nov 7, 2001
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    What does Shallow Hal see in a multi-racial woman after being repeatedly hypnotized and unhypnotized?

    A. Powdered Water
     
    #131 Lil Pun, Nov 7, 2001
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    Q: What did Clyde the Glide wished he had when he bumped into crispee the other night at the Rockets-Nuggets game?

    A: "No soup for you!"
     
    #132 Manny Ramirez, Nov 8, 2001
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    What does every fan scream when they find out the star player on their favorite team becomes a Chunky Soup spokesperson?

    A: Big Goober Fish!
     
    #133 mr_gootan, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: What does Band Geek Mobster turn into in the full moon night.

    A: Stargate, wormhole, blackhole, quantum singularity
     
    #134 Joe Joe, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: What are the 4 things that trekkies love to discuss after Star Trek ?

    A: A 1976 Ford Pinto
     
    #135 Manny Ramirez, Nov 8, 2001
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    Kelvin is to 'Taurus' as Calvin Murphy is to what?

    A: Projectile Vomit
     
    #136 mr_gootan, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: What did sect. 25 in the Compaq center do when an unemployed Thomas Hamilton attempted to pull a Morgana on Dan Langhi?


    A: Akeem Abdul Ali.
     
    #137 gr8-1, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: What do you call a 7 footer that can kick Shaq's butt?

    A: Stinkbutt
     
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    Q: What is Karl Malone's "other" nickname?


    A: 1 gallon of bleach, a hammer, and a kitten.
     
    #139 gr8-1, Nov 8, 2001
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    Q: what 3 items are gr8-1 not allowed to play with until he turms 60?

    A: deep fried goat testicles with a basil-lemon vinegrette...
     
    #140 red, Nov 8, 2001
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