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  1. Lil Pun

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    Q. If you increased the power of Love Potion #9 by 10, what would the new potion's name be?

    A. Hernando De Soto Bridge
     
    #101 Lil Pun, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q. What is the Spanish version of the popular American card game called?

    A. One, if you hit em right.
     
    #102 HOOP-T, Nov 6, 2001
  3. francis 4 prez

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    Q. How many rounds before Zab Judah starts throwing temper tantrums.


    A. Lil Pun.
     
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  4. francis 4 prez

    francis 4 prez Member

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    Q. Whose answers don't seem to be that funny?

    A. Shut up you jackass, it's just a game.







    Damn I ****ed my last two posts up.
     
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  5. Franchise2001

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    Q. Who phrases their answers in the form of a question?

    A. BBS Hangout
     
    #105 Franchise2001, Nov 6, 2001
  6. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Above post is better.
     
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    <quote><B>Q. Who phrases their answers in the form of a question?

    A. BBS Hangout</b></quote>

    Q: Where is there a conspiracy against RM95?

    A: A one-legged French w**** with syphillis.
     
    #107 Rocketman95, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: who was the last girl to give it up to gettingbranded?

    A: apoptotic pathways
     
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    Q: What post marks the last time I look anything posted by red up in the dictionary?

    A: Charles Barkley's shorts
     
    #109 Gascon, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: what item can be used to house a family of 4?

    A: "damn...now it's all wet!"
     
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    Q: What were probably the last words of the captain of The Bismarck ?


    A: A strong attraction to the macabre.
     
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    Q: What did Rockets management say after wasting a jersey on Kelvin Cato?

    A: A strong attraction to the macabre.
     
    #112 Gascon, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: After being around perky people, what peculiar sensation overcomes many.

    A: Olajuwon, Ryan, and Cambell
     
    #113 Joe Joe, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What are the 3 names I'm considering for my baby girl?

    A: A green paper bag, 2 soiled panties, and a box of staples.
     
    #114 red, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What's a typical Tuesday night for RM95?

    A: Goggles, a microscope, and some tweezers.
     
    #115 Rocketman95, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What's a typical Thursday night for RM95?

    A: Little orange tubes that shake.
     
    #116 red, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What was Dr of Dunk's favorite chemistry kit accessory growing up as a kid?

    A: Yabba Dabba Doo
     
    #117 Manny Ramirez, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What does Rocketwoman95 yell on RM95's weekends in Waco?

    A: Peanut butter and bananas.
     
    #118 Rocketman95, Nov 6, 2001
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    Q: What was Gettinbranded found with while watching "Brad Sellers: The man, the myth, the legend" naked?

    A: Michael Bolton and Rosie O'donnell
     
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    What rumored love affair gossip started after eyewitnesses saw Rosie and Penny Marshall kissing?

    A: A baker's dozen
     
    #120 mr_gootan, Nov 6, 2001
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