Confession Time

Same here, but at the last two apartments I lived, the toilet was too small for my size 54 ass to be able dump and piss comfortably at the same time. Therefore, I took an (empty 32 oz Gatorade bottle by the toilet, and anytime I had to dump and piss at the same time I would stick Mr. Johnson in the bottle and leave a sample. Of course, I discovered that this was a pretty good time-and trip-saver while napping in my bedroom or watching TV in my living room, so pretty soon I started keeping empty Gatorade bottles there as well), and, of course, stopped buying Orange Gatorade.

In what must come as a shock, I was never very good about (emptying the bottles, so every once in a while they would fill up and overflow in midstream while I was holding one of them at a 45 degree angle).

Laziness + filth + obesity = shame.

 

I am in awe of Albert Pujols. He may be the best hitter ever.

 

Regardless of how much I try to not like Vince Young, I still like him. I'm not even a Longhorn fan; he's just too much fun to watch. Even when he did the Reliant Leap after his Touchdown run, my dislike was only momentary. It's almost like I feel sorry for him that he has to play for the Traitors.

 

I collect ticket stubs after every sporting event I go to, especially Rocket games.

I married a die hard Spurs fan. My wife and her family are from SA.

 

I felt the same way about Ashlee Simpson's first two songs, "Pieces of Me," and "La La" and I actually think she looked better pre-nose job (distinguishing features count for something). I also liked her better than her older sister, because she never stayed in a sham marriage to only to leave once her career-reincarnating reality show got canceled and the first "Dukes of Hazzard" check came in.

 

I blew off my grandmother's funeral and went to Vegas instead for a bachelor party and the first round of the NCAA tourney. I think she wanted it that way, because I made about $800 that weekend.

I wrote a "eulogy-in-absentia" which I emailed to my dad the morning of the funeral. Apparently everyone was really touched by it and there were a lot of tears, and people were amazed that I could open up so much about my feelings and memories of my grandmother. What did they didnt know was that I wrote it in a skybox in the Rain Nightclub at 3am after consuming a crapload of vodka and e.

 

sigh...it's good to be a female...

anyways, my confession is that in high school, everyone thought i was a lesbian. even though i was painfully conservative and christian, i never cussed, barely knew anything about sex and was the secretary of the teenage republicans, people still thought i was a lesbian. was it because i'm manly looking? or maybe because i like sports a lot? i don't know, but i'm glad i have a boyfriend now to prove the doubters wrong...

 

Nope, nothing at all stupid or embarrassing about this, especially considering what's happened to prime-time broadcast television since then: Armed and Dangerous, for god's sake? Two reality shows about dancing?

 

George Clooney, cuz he looks like Clark Gable. Matt Damon....cuz he's complicated. And John Edwards cuz o' that grin. And Liev Schreiber, who looks like a reluctant Nazi colonel (though he's half Jewish). And Gylenhaal: puppy-dog eyes with bodybuilder arms (I like his moon-faced sister too). And Daniel Craig, rawr!! None too displeased with Ike Barinholtz or Andy Samberg, either.

 

A little redundant, eh? kidding, KIDDING.

Cursing equals lesbianism?

Well, Billie Jean King had a husband, so....

 

-Titanic is one of my all-time favorite films; and I've liked Kate Winslet ever since.

-I currently have Love Actually, Serendipity, Wimbledon, Pride and Prejudice, You've Got Mail, Can't Hardly Wait, Titanic (Collector's Ed.) and Moulin Rouge in my DVD collection.

-I bought Britney Spears' first album (but have LONG since gave it away and have NEVER bought anything of hers or similar artists since)

-I used to be a big Hootie fan (which has faded considerably since their self-titled album)

-I still love Metallica and never had too much of a problem with their actions against Napster.

-I used to like Creed

-I love the Prequel Trilogy

-I love the Matrix Trilogy

-I have named all the trucks that I've owned

-My fiance is a Dallas native and a Mavs/Cowboys fan

-I've done more wedding planning than her (and have enjoyed it)

-I probably spend more time on my hair than she does

-I love the Harry Potter films and have since started to become obsessed with the books since OoTP

-I'm counting the days now till OoTP hits theaters and when Deathly Hallows arrives on bookshelves

-I want Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione to live happily ever after

 

I can't get into UT sports. I've been a student here for 2 years, and I watch a lot of sports (Rockets, Cowboys, Astros). But I just can't get into UT sports. The Rose Bowl win was probably the only game I ever really got into. I've had little interest in any other games (practically no interest in Longhorn basketball, which is strange since that is my favorite sport).

I avoid driving, even though I've had a license for 3-4 years now. It kind of works out now since I don't really need a car at UT/Austin anyway.

I call my parents just about every day.

I've never had a job (even though it would really help pay for college), nor do I even have a firm idea on what kind of career I want to pursue (even though I should be out of college in ~2 years).

I can't watch the Crocodile Hunter anymore.

I don't drink coffee, soft drinks, energy drinks, alcohol (can't anyway, legally-speaking), etc. I mostly drink just water. I think most people knew this though.

I tend to like music from video games more so than "real" music. I'm referring mostly to just a small selection of songs though (some songs from MGS, Xenogears, FF, Silent Hill, etc., not just game music in general), and only by a little bit.

 

I once called in to work saying my sister had a car accident so I could go out and party

I slept with my sisters roommate last weekend

A lot of people thought I was gay in high school because I was never interested in dating girls. I actually didn't have a girlfriend until my last half of senior year

I've gotten drunk by myself and played xbox all night on a Friday

I still check my ex-girlfriends myspace every day and we've been broken up for six months

I kept dating a girl even though I really didn't like her because I was bored/lonely at the time

 

-Went to UT for 4 years; didn't do much of anything except drink and skip classes. Got a 2.8 GPA in microbiology...only reason it's so high was because all my liberal arts classes I aced

-Can't stand UT sports. I don't know why. I guess I'm like RC...

-I have seen every type of p*rn imaginable...needless to say my relationships have all really really really sucked...

-I've tried to ... relieve myself until I shoot blanks...I've only been able to do it 7 times in a day without needing to stop...too painful

-I enjoy taking standardized tests

-I cry during Dumbo every time

-I pluck ... but I'm also lazy so it's only about once a month or so...stupid unibrow and toehairs...

-I enjoy shaving myself down there...and sometimes I pluck my ass hairs because, let's face it, they serve NO purpose.

-I still collect basketball cards, even though for the life of me I don't know why.

-For some reason, whenever I get drunk, I always seem to hit on the fat girl...even though I am not a chubby chaser (to my knowledge).

 

Pluck? Ouch. Talk about ring of fire. Johnny Cash would be proud.

 

I originally watched Project Runway with my girlfriend only because that's the only way she would let me watch sports. Now....I kind of dig it. Same goes for Top Chef.

I like Styx and Journey. A lot.

I'm secretly envious of my best friend who is a very successful lawyer.

I love the movie Urban Cowboy. I know all the dialog. "Fine, fergit it!!"

I'm very self conscious about my weight. I mean, like a girl would be. I'm not even that fat. Like 6'1, 215.

 

Bunch of degenerate freaks !!!



DD

 

One of my favorite movies is 'Somewhere in Time'.