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Things that will happen before the Carmelo deal is complete.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Jul 26, 2017.

  1. Another Brother

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    1. Obamacare will be repealed, replaced and resurrected.

    2. Kanye will be impeached.

    3. Trap music category at the CMA's.

    4. DeShaun Watsons Hall of Fame speech.

    5. Hell will thaw out.

    6....
     
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    The sun will burn out.

    Chris Christie will lose weight.

    Steve Harvey will be funny.
     
  3. kevC

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    They will find a third team willing to take on Ryan Anderson's contract.

    Wait, I'm doing this wrong.
     
  4. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    Winds of Winter will finally be released (that's a stretch actually) **** GRRM
     
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    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    People will stop paying attention to the Kardasians and book sales skyrocket.
     
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  7. Bandwagoner

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    another brother will make me laugh
     
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  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Bandwagoner will find a sense of humor
     
  9. Another Brother

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    Winner.
     
  10. Another Brother

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    I've been gainfully employed for 25 years. I've paid mortgages, private school, college tuitions and for luxury vehicles. People who doubt my skill set don't know me very well. Nobody pays for unfunny comedians. Nobody.

    Thanks Buck, but he don't know me.
     
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  11. Haymitch

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    Josh Innes gets fired

    Texans fans turn on Savage

    Texans fans turn on Watson

    Another Patriots cheating scandal

    That new X Men show on Fox gets cancelled

    I get some new work pants because most of them are too wide. Seriously what the hell was I thinking. "Yeah I think I'll buy some slacks that add 10 pounds, sounds good." Dumb ****.

    I buy a battery powered lawn mower, use it for 3 months, then go back to using a lawn service. Sell the battery powered mower a year later for a fraction of what I paid.

    Someone starts a new thread based on a paprazzi pic of Harden and says that Harden needs to lose weight. Over the next few days several CFers google "anterior pelvic tilt"

    Soft Houstonians scream bloody murder when Charlie Pallilo says Warriors are still better than the Rockets, declaring that this confirms his anti-Houston bias.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Earth Quest Adventure Park is open for business.
     
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    Patience grasshoppers. Training camp hasn't even commenced yet.
     
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    Hillary Clinton pinup calendar released.
     
  15. xtruroyaltyx

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    James Harden will win MVP.
     
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    I'll turn 30.


    (August 11th)
     
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  17. Jontro

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    winter has come and gone
    the whitewalkers takes the iron throne
    the whitewalkers loses throne to new era humans
    arya stark will still be ugly
     
  18. Kim

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    @Jontro become master of his domain.
     
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    Dre will drop detox
     
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    Wait, we're trying to trade for Carmelo?
     

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