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Most Humiliating Way to Die...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pete the Cheat, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. daywalker02

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    It's the best way for him.
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    I believe his point was that, by definition, there is no such thing as "chicken fajitas", as fajita refers to a specific cut of beef.

    Or as you Germans call it, "Tuesdays".
     
  3. Yung-T

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    Only if they also pee on each other while shouting angrily.
     
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  5. Os Trigonum

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    btw Pete, glad you're still with us
     
  6. heypartner

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    Real men don't order chicken.
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    I thought that was yall's idea of foreplay?
     
  8. Ziggy

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    LOL (sorry), didn't realize fajita choking was a full blown epidemic. What a world.
     
  9. FLASH21

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    Would of been more humiliating if it was a fish stick....

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    June 5th ,a 21 years old female late stage cancer patient died from ruptured intestine
     
  11. Kevooooo

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    That's definitely not the most humiliating way to go. Haven't you ever seen 1,000 ways to die?!
     
  12. Yung-T

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    Treating it as foreplay or a sex practice depends on the amount (ml or even litres?)and frequency of pee imo, it's true science.
     
  13. Duncan McDonuts

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    Get that metric system out of here, you Commie! We use fluid ounces and gallons in this country. MURICA!
     
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  14. Pete the Cheat

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    Appreciate the well wishes. The word has already spread like wildfire...think I have fajita dinners lined up for the next month straight
     
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    No, it's supposed to be the most humiliating way to go.
     
  16. LosPollosHermanos

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    That's not uncommon or humiliating at all.
     
  17. Daddy Long Legs

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    If we are being honest then it definitely has to be dying doing something sexually taboo.

    One of my neighbors died because he did his erotic asphyxiation wrong (died hanging himself to get a stronger boner)


    Everyone agrees that is a very unsettling and embarassing for your sexual taboos to be revealed after death. (Delete my browser history meme comes from that lol)
     
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  18. Daddy Long Legs

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    Exactly. Your post is funny and conveying my message in a more light hearted way but if we are being honest i think most agree that the thought of dying while doing something sexually taboo is embarassing.

    Imagine you die of a heart attack while masturbating to child p*rn. When your body is found, people wont have very fond memories of you.
     
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  19. Mr. Brightside

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    Probably drive-by and the me just lying there on the sidewalk with ashy elbows like a punk ass b.
     
  20. Houstunna

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    Add child p*rn in there somewhere
     
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