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Meet the bagel boss.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by FishBulb913, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Mineshaft Enthusiast
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    You wanna know the secret to great bagels? You have to have soft water (that's the NYC secret, their tapwater is crazy soft) and you boil them before you bake them.

    Knowing is half the battle....
     
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  2. Invisible Fan

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    Something tells me that the guy who tackled him beats his children.
     
  3. donkeypunch

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    I dont know. He let the little guy get a lot off his chest to bystanders and him bump up against another guy that didnt want trouble before he intervened. I say it was justifiable.

    Theres other clips where the little one wasnt even hurt before he got mad at the employees before he left too. Im pretty sure the tackle was just to put him in his place.
     
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    I dunno about this. "Ugly" is a lot easier to fix than height.
     
  5. EddieWasSnubbed

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    Not his fault he couldn't see the menu.




    ....and he probably has a micropenis. That smirk probably happens in the bedroom.
     
  6. Deckard

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    Hint: Looks are probably 4th on the priority scale for women.
     
  9. donkeypunch

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    The guy was just airing his grievances. Happy Festivus to him.
     
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  10. TheRealist137

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    I guarantee that this 5 foot guy has no chance with women. You really don't know what it's like to be that short.
     
  11. Deckard

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    Exactly. He should have just said he was celebrating Festivus.
     
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    He might not have a chance with supermodels, or whatever woman he was obsessing over on dating sites, but there are plenty of women out there who would put up with his bullshit.
     
  13. Xerobull

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    I've known men his height who score insane girls, one of which was a Texans cheerleader. It's about confidence and game.
     
  14. TheRealist137

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    Less than 1 percent of men are that short, most people know 0 men that are five feet and you are telling me that you know men (multiple) that short are able to pull cheerleaders? Statistically unlikely.
     
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    Statistically there are over 3 billion women in the world. Only one tenth of 1 percent has to give him the time of day for him to be swimming in girls. It's like sales, you have to be able to handle the 99 no's so you can get to the yes.
     
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  16. CCorn

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    If he went to a bar and told every girl he has the smallest peepee they’ve ever seen, one would take the bait.

    Anyways, kudos to all the dudes under 5 8 or so that still have healthy sex lives.
     
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  17. RocketBlood

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    Little man syndrome.
     
  18. Riz

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    This guy is obviously hurting on the inside. Based on the videos, it seems caused by his height and how he thinks women, in general, view him. It's unfortunate that instead of loving himself for who he is and taking the steps to heal, he is lashing out at random people. He needs to talk to someone and meditate. You can't love someone if you can't love yourself. That's my "professional" analysis.
     
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    My best friend was an absolute pitbull and would work a bar or club until he found a girl who would say yes to going home with him. He was guileless and shameless and you could watch him circle the room. Granted, he was 6'1" and a handsome guy but also sort of a goofball and not the smoothest criminal ever but he thought he was. It was something you had to respect because 99.99% of guys would get down about the rejection but he would just keep going.
     
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