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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. No Worries

    No Worries Contributing Member

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    Large iguana found in freezer of pizza restaurant in Florida

    An 80-pound iguana was found in a chest freezer at Pizza Mambo on Dixie Highway in West Palm Beach by inspectors from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation on June 18, reports the Florida Sun-Sentinel.

    Said a Pizza Mambo employee, the deceased iguana was a personal gift to the owner “to eat later.”
     
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  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Please sticky this thread. It/Florida never fails to deliver!
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    80lbs? Bullshit. 20lbs max.

    http://www.anapsid.org/iguana/agesize.html
     
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  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    It is south Florida...probably 100 kilos of coke hidden inside said iguana.
     
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  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Old story, but just ran into it on Twitter ... had to share ... really had to share :

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say


    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say

    The most important excerpts from various sources :

    "He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?" the victim told the WKMC-TV.

    When police arrived at the home, they saw a red SUV trying to flee the residence, authorities said. The two suspects told officers they were picking up clothes from the house, police said. The victim told WKMC-TV that Irving was donning a bull onesie.

    "It started out as a relationship, that lasted about a week," the victim told WKMC-TV. "I've let him use my car for four months, maybe he's angry about that. Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth."



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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    YES!

     
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  8. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Not me... I 'm Texas this week
     
  9. jiggyfly

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    The question we mustball ask ourselves?











    What's Sketi?
     
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  10. KingCheetah

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    [​IMG]

    'Heyyy y'allll'
     
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  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    really? Spaghetti.
     
  12. jiggyfly

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    Yeah I need to called out for that.

    My bad.:oops:
     
  13. jiggyfly

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    Florida?
     
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    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I dunno. But I’ve seen this before. Poor guy lol
     
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  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Houston lol
     
  19. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate
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    Street cred gained for trying to shoot the lock open.right before

    crying like a baby that he's going to jail and asking god for help. Street cred lost.
     
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