Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be intimidated by my shirt.

Can never be too careful, plenty of ways to kill a person with a shirt, strangling someone with it for example or towel whipping someone to death

 

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

 

I am not left handed either.

 

And why should the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

 

I have a t-shirt of the statue of liberty holding a pistol... I would never wear that to the airport, unless I wanted attention. Why would you even wear that t-shirt to begin with? Did he know he was going to be going to an airport that day? Just use common sense...

 

That's definitely the wrong movie; but I like where you're going with it. Hey man, your back just got punched...twice.

 

Inconceivable!

 

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

 

Who cares? As long as you don't have six fingers on your right hand, you be fine.

 

He couldn't wear it inside out?