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FFB XII: So Very Tired

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Oct 16, 2017.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Captains Log: Stardate: 6051. Had trouble sleeping last night. My Hiatal hernia is acting up. The Ship is drafty and damp. I complain but nobody listens.

    Anyway, FFB first journal entry. I bring this to me because I will look back later & love it.

    I talked to a robot Elvis for 3 hours tonight. Kinda had to because I'm getting really bad at shotgunning women to come out and meet me. If more than one shows up, you're kinda screwed.

    Also met a flight attendant on tinder. She seems pretty hot. Works for the islanders so I'll have to meet her in Dallas on the 9th, but I've never had in & out and she looks worthy of the trip.

    And then we have robot elvis girl and two other girls I've known for well over a decade. One in Atascocita, one in Kemah & one nearish around SW Houston. Don't get me wrong. I like them all but it does get tiring trying to figure out which day to assign to which broad.
     
  2. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    For those who are curious about the robot Elvis?
     
  3. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Hope you get that hernia taken care of man
     
  4. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    I heard a rumor that Fatty got his hernia playing naked twister with some chicks from Cirque Du Soleil. True story.
     
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    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

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    ^ I thought it was from lifting and digesting the World's Largest Burger from the State Fair.
     
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    So you lineup multiple prostitutes at once and then what?
     
  7. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Now now, I'm no Harvey Weinstein.
     
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  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Lame response.

    Better one, kid.

     
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    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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  11. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    It was a lame response to a lame thread.
     
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  12. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Any thread can be a good thread if you believe!

     
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    You know what's ****ing lame?

     

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