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Evacuation, Black Hawks, and secretive FBI - The mystery at the AURA/NSO Solar Observatory

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. da_juice

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  2. Rocket River

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    "Foil"

    I never seem to finish all my food
    I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
    So I just keep what's still unchewed
    And I take it home, save it for later

    But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
    Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
    I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
    I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers
    Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
    I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

    With aluminum foil (foil)
    Never settle for less
    That kind of wrap is just the best
    To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
    Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
    Eat it when you're ready
    Then maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
    A refreshing herbal tea

    Mmm, lovely!

    Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
    I've figured out these shadow organizations
    And the Illuminati know
    That they're finally primed for world domination

    And soon you've got black helicopters coming 'cross the border
    Puppet masters for the New World Order
    Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
    And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
    Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
    Don't mind that, I'm protected 'cause I made this hat

    From aluminum foil (foil)
    Wear a hat that's foil lined
    In case an alien's inclined
    To probe your butt or read your mind
    Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
    Seems a little crazy
    But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
    There's a big conspiracy


    Rocket River
     
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  3. Falcons Talon

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    Breaking out my old XCOM games and brushing up on strategies..
     
  4. Convictedstupid

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    Could be something to do with the military base near it?
     
  5. No Worries

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    they were investigating one of the facility's janitors for possession and distribution of child p*rnography. The Sunspot Solar Observatory at Sacramento Peak was shut for 11 days for "a security issue,"

    lulz, child p*rn is bad, but you don't shut down a science facility for 11 days looking for the janitor pervert perp for possession.

    11 days! Black Hawks! A janitor for p*rn possession == cover up!!!​

    Imagine if the Alien landing happened at the Bushwood Country Club,,, instead of the Janitor, they'd use the Groundskeeper for cover-up

    [​IMG]
     
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    Entire shut down of one of the most notorious research facilities in the world because of a janitor.

    Right.
     
  8. heypartner

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    Remember the Boston Children's Hospital/Harvard Medical School instructor who was raided and found with 100 DVDs of child p*rn. Probably not, because no Black Hawks or 11 day shutdowns were required.

    https://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/09/13/childrens-hospital-doctor-arrested-on-child-p*rn-charges/

    Or maybe we remember 10yrs before that, when another Mass General doctor / Harvard Med School professor caught with 15 GBs of p*rn on his hospital computer, back in 2000 on slow internet, 15 gigs approaches @Jontro levels?

    https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2002/11/26/former-professor-disciplined-for-downloading-child/

    hmm, no black hawks or security lockdowns on that one, either
     
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  9. CCity Zero

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    You talking original 1994, or the newer ones? Regardless, great idea :)
     
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    Yeah that's some coverup story. Completely threw me off the trail so much that any further interest in the story has been satisfied.:rolleyes:
     
  11. Falcons Talon

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    Original Microprose. I might upgrade to the newer version, but the original is just so nostalgic.
     
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  12. KingCheetah

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    Well this just keeps getting stranger -- it's almost like the FBI is trying to make this as mysterious as possible. They evacuated residents and a post office as well -- I'm starting to think the spy angle has some real footing.
     
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    Lol. This administration can’t even cover up aliens as well as the last one.
     
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    4 words:

    OPERATION JADE HELM REHEARSAL

     
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  15. KingCheetah

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    Still the best clip on the internet.
     
  16. CCity Zero

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    Oh hell yeah man, original is so badass, I played it when it came out and actually kept the manual/cd/box. I almost accidently bought the floppy version, so glad I lucked out and realized at the store. I've actually rebought the game a few times, hahah. But that game was so in depth and amazing for its time. Hell in some respects (minus the graphics) it still is today. The new Xcom games are great but they aren't as detailed as the original, especially since even if you read the manual.. There was no hand holding.
     
  17. cheke64

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    What exactly is this observatory thing? What does it have? I've never heard of one
     
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Mainly it looks at and studies the sun.

    [conspiracy] if something unusual and potentially harmful to us was happening in the sun, this observatory would be among the first facilities on earth to know. [/conspiracy]
     
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    Didn't wanna start a new thread and this seemed like as good a place as any...

    Other day i'm watching TV and get a loud "National Emergency Test" thing. Not the usual 'weekly test' but a distinct national emergency test. Now we are all getting one of these unignoreable emergency texts, again as a "National Emergency Test."

    Do they know something we don't?

    Stay safe yall.
     
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  20. Torn n Frayed

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    Fake Alien landing to install marshall law....?
     

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