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Correa out 4-6 weeks with cracked rib

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by mikol13, May 29, 2019.

  1. Pringles

    Pringles Member

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    LOL. Not poor - not that it should matter? Not sure why the negative tone in your post TBH.

    I've been trying to minimize the amount of **** that I have especially clothing that I don't wear. If I buy a Bregman jersey, I don't see when I would ever choose that Correa jersey over Bregman.
     
  2. Nick

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    This thread is bringing out the worst in everybody.
     
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  3. BigM

    BigM Contributing Member

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    Never forget Correa haters.
     
  4. Wulaw Horn

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    Not a negative tone at all. Genuinely perplexed that somebody would decide- I want that Bregman jersey but not unless I can sell my Correa jersey first.
     
  5. Pringles

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    Got yeah - misjudged your post. I'm just not a big jersey person in general. The only two I own for the Rockets are Olajuwon and Harden if that puts you in perspective. Cheers.
     
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  6. biff17

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    Yeah that was definitely a negative tone.

    How could it not be, asking a guy how poor he is?
     
  7. Wulaw Horn

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    Was a joke. Doesn’t always convey online. I guess I’m used to a more rough and tumble forum
     
  8. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard

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    Except for me. I have been worse elsewhere
     
  9. solid

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    Massages don't cause cracked ribs. No one has hands that strong. Not possible.
     
  10. lnchan

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    You are expected to crack a person's ribs if CPR is done right...
     
  11. jim1961

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    Chops with brass knuckles might do it.
     
  12. solid

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    Are you serious? I went through CPR training; cracking ribs was not part of it.
     
  13. leroy

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    Then you were trained wrong.

    https://www.cprconsultants.com/is-it-true-that-ribs-can-break-during-cpr/

     
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  14. The Hunted

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    Exactly. One World Series ring. One beauty queen fiancee. The rest of you, zero.
    Respect, man. Respect.

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  15. Nook

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    CPR is nothing close to a massage.

    Carlos Correa did not crack his ribs from a masseuse.

    Correa’s fiancée did not hear his rib crack from a different room or floor.

    The whole thing is insultingly absurd, but it doesn’t change anything at this point.

    He is here to post a .950 OPS, not to be a Mensa member.
     
  16. CheezeyBoy22

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    Any insight on how the org views this?
     
  17. biff17

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    Joke?

    Come on my dude that does not make any sense, the only thing you were joking about is him being poor.

    And even if it was a joke it still comes off as negative and personal for no reason.
     
  18. SemisolidSnake

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    If Mythbusters was still on, I'd love to see them tackle this particular "myth." I'm legitimately curious. It would NEVER get past the legal team, of course, which would probably rightfully be afraid of a slander lawsuit.

    Of course, nowadays, you can get superior little-M mythbusters episodes from normal Youtube channels, so maybe one of them out there would like to tackle this. Just go lawyer up, first.
     
  19. J.R.

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  20. Nick

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    This story is no longer part of the regular news cycle... at this point, the real truth could come out and basically not really do much to impact things.
     

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