Congratulations, I'm out!

R2K sits at the feet of The Great One on Mount ClutchFans, basking in the glory of moderating the world's premier NBA basketball site (among other things), asking only that Clutch wash those feet from time to time. The man has plenty of opinions, but he usually retains self-control due to his high position in the BBS hierarchy. You know this, yet you ignored his polite request to let the victim prove his history. Why? How is that a positive in the grand scheme of things? Ponder that at your leisure and I'll go bake some brownies. All my opinion, except for the brownies. I'm still working on the ideal mixture. Perhaps I'll figure it out in time for the playoffs.

 

I revealed one answer on his test, leaving him to answer the rest.
helping the youth of clutch fans , maybe he's searching for this great poster now

 

It is.

Spoiler: The Skinny

You just clicked a clue.

 

He needs all the help he can get

 

I believe you.
I always will.

 

I hope so. You should remember the heroic actions of our leaders representing Clutch, the Mods, who tirelessly attempt to keep a lid on 43,000 exploding Rockets fans, and those are just the members. Most have never contributed to the BBS, thus failing to enjoy the pleasure of arguing over whether to reveal the sainted Styx Forum, and other important topics. The Mods need our support, not a poke in their collective Achilles Heel. That poke brought down a Hero of Troy. Would you see the same happen to ClutchFans? Of course not!

 

I respect what R2K does, but he did say he didn't like me so...

I'm helping @Mathrocker with one answer

The Mods are like the Beatles, Clutch is McCartney
R2K = Yoko Ono

 

I think Clutch is more like John Lennon and R2K is Ringo.

 

Clutch is Michael Jackson
R2K is Marlon

 

Incorrect!

Hint: The Hangout thread is still considered by many the greatest of all time or at least Top 5. Can you think of 4 digits?

 

Spoiler

3
8
1
4

Spoiler: One's from Calgary and the other's from Kelowna, so I could be wrong.

Grizzled

 

WINAR

 

my bad GrizzFan, I got your handle wrong...




or maybe all three are the same person.

 

I like you breh

 

Spoiler

StroShow. I only really remember because I remember it blew Moes's mind that it was the same poster.

 

OTampax

 

You get a chicken.

R2K is 100 times the Rockets fan tinman is. Fact.

He would never wear a McGrady jersey like tinman used to.

 

Is there a time limit to this quiz? When is homework due?

I know all the answers, but I haven't had a job or family since '96.

I blame Clutch.

 

Hopefully a Wakefieldian chicken.

 

Congrats, you are coming back and back again!