Colin Kaepernick: Modern Day Martin Luther King Jr.?

I really think that one day Kaepernick will be considered as important to equal and civil rights as MLK Jr. Maybe not in terms of character, but in terms of symbolism as the face of a movement.

I mean I never cared about the troops either so I was so glad when he kneeled that day and then got that afro and made the Nike commercial. Those troops have been getting their asses kissed for far too long anyway. What do they even do? They just play Call of Duty inside of tents all day while drones kill all the terrorists and whatever else may be mingled in with the terrorists. Women, children, that sort of thing.

 

I'm risking my life every time I go to Walmart because some terrorist incel redneck who has rejected society for refusing to acknowledge Ted Nugent as the rightful King of Africa might decide to take his AR-15 to target practice on the Latin Foods aisle.

 

Thankfully I live in a state that recognizes mar1juana as the rightful medicinal healer that it is and doesn't let puny necks like you come in and harsh the vibe with your hate crimes and your Duck Dynasty.

So yes, I am high as a kite.

 

Do you like mayonnaise?

 

Exactly. CK went out there and SACRIFICED an NFL career for the good of his people.

He's actually better than Jesus too. And Mormon Jesus.

 

My great hope is that one day my children will grow up and despite having to deal with the handicap of being Caucasian and cisgender, they will be able to hold hands with transgender migrant hair dressers and all kneel as one on Colin Kaepernick Day.

I think July 4th would be the most obvious candidate to replace. Celebrating America is so crass and I went to Europe once and they really don't get why we do the flag waving and ****. So my great hope as an American is to one day kneel while our national anthem is played on July 4th AKA Colin Kaepernick Social Justice Warrior Appreciate Day.

But maybe I'm just a little too optimistic.

 

Also, I feel like Kaepernick kind of went through a little more than MLK. MLK had to face centuries of oppression, but Kaep had to face Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs. CK was battered and bruised for our sins. Mostly by the Seahawks after the line went to ****.

 

No idea what you're talking about.

BTW when I said Kaep was better than Jesus I was obviously meaning as a quarterback.

Jesus could turn water into wine but I don't think he could hit the Z on the deep post to beat Cover 2.

 

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