Carmelo Haiku Thread

Two teams really sucked
And your haiku is too long
On the syllables

 

Have you ever seen a tater
Ride a banana
Burt Steele said here we go

 

Shut up already
I don't want to hear the name
Till he signs the contract

 

Twelve threads on Melo
It doesn't make a difference
Refs still rule our fate

 

No doubt you speak truth
the truth, indubitably
yes, game 6 was rigged

 

FYI, cheaters:

Traditional Haiku Structure
Traditional haiku are always the same, including the following features:

1. There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
2. The first line is 5 syllables.
3. The second line is 7 syllables.
4. The third line is 5 syllables like the first.
5. Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences.
6. A haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact usually it does not rhyme at all.
7. Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds

 

crows, chickens, bird rights
ornithology lesson
where will Melo roost

 

Melo Haikus, fun
some peoples counting needs work
Melo not home, yet.

 

thread police complaint
esketit runs a stop light
no more Melo thread

 

Heh. Glad this thread is back!

 

Clutch drops cyberx bomb
Wants more I.D.I.O.T.S or else
INB4 the Lock

 

Why write only about Melo
When the Lakers are a disaster
How bad can it be?

The King has a court jester
His name is LaVar Ball
but that was not enough

Javal McGee, Behind door three
Lance Stephenson door four
Magic Johnson pretending to be a general manager

 

Who does Clutchfans want?
Is it 'Melo Anthony?
When will we get him?

This is really fun.
Although one more 'Melo thread,
Innovative, though.

 

My favorite Haku of all time by far:

 

still a few more steps...
the trade, the buyout, then sign
we act like it's done

 

2 yard line, tuesday 5.45
You know how the story goes.
Potato head, other sauces.
Not suprised if he deandrejordaned us

 

Listen to Codman
He knows almost all things true
I will interpret

 

No Prince or Ariza
Golden State has more wing depth
So we wait for Melo

 

He bricks, he shoots, he
bricks, he bricks, he shoots. It's the..
Hoodie Melo shoOOoooOOOW!!

 

Whoa, whoa, slow your roll
HOODIE Melo doesn't brick
Just the regular