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Usually like brunettes a whole lot more than blondes but Brie is just outclassed in this matchup. Plus Heard gets nekkid in da muhvees.
Alison Brie has a pretty face and all and brunettes are my thing, but she seems like someone attainable in real life and not someone you dream about. I loved her in Mad Men though. She'd make a good wife. Amber Heard has more of the movie star, dream girl thing going on, but seems kind of phony. I liked her pre Johnny Depp where she seemed more of a tomboy. Now she's just any other hot girl with a boring personality. The choice was difficult, but i am confident in my decision. I choose: Spoiler
Alison Brie or Amber Heard? Uuuuuuuhh.....how about, "Yes?" Actually, I'd go with Alison. Something about her just makes the nuts bubble. TMI? Sorry.
I don't know who either of these two women are, but I would likely drink both of their bath water. If I had to choose, I'd pick Brie because upon since light Googling she seems like she is a freak.
Amber is a brunette now BTW. I think Amber is a classical beauty, but Brie is just that girl you could probably smoke a fat bowl with and then talk her into a three-way. There is a song in my head, and I don't know why but it plays in my head nonstop. It goes something like this "Oh how happy I'd beeee if I ****ed Alison Brieeeee" and its like in some sort of Weezer tone. I have no idea why this ever entered my consciousness, but it did and I'm stuck with it.
Amber Heard has the personality of a dish cloth but is basically the hottest thing to ever walk on two feet. Allison Brie is probably nuts but very entertaining and has a few more "girl next door" vibes going on.