From cheating covid relief to enforcing it doesnt spread. Man fires 'warning shots' in Miami hotel lobby after telling guests 'you all aren't social distancing'
Florida's Governor says it is impossible for mosquitos and lung fish to transmit the disease. So you'all are safe down there.
Florida Sheriff Orders Deputies And Staff Not To Wear Face Masks https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...ers-deputies-and-staff-not-to-wear-face-masks
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/wendys-customer-squeezes-drive-thru-cash-drawer-florida.amp Come on Kelvin, leth gooo.
Police: Florida woman steals sex toy, uses it in store Suspect accused of getting nude in stock room WARNING: DO NOT CLICK IF EATING https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/09/14/police-florida-woman-steals-sex-toy-uses-it-in-store/
I mean, you have to test drive cars before buying them, right? This woman is just getting ahead of the (pink dick-shaped) curve.
Florida Men Haul Off Stolen Utility Pole With A Kia SUV, Get Arrested Article "Authorities from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office responded to a call around 9:30 a.m. Wednesday of a missing utility pole, the Florida Times-Union. It didn’t take long to track it down, because Waller and Apeler just strapped it on top of their Kia Sorento."
I’m wondering if that’s how they got busted. In most states that flag is supposed to be red or orange and the length that it extends beyond the back of the vehicle is supposed to be less than 4 feet. I’m also wondering how they made turns and what the hell they planned on doing with it. Lol.
Looking at those guys, cut it up to sell as scrap metal for meth $. Or some other harebrained Trailer Park Boys scheme.
Florida resident at a Florida theme park. The quinella of win! https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-father-ar-15-disney-world-safety-riots.amp Florida father brings guns to Disney World to ensure family's safety
Florida woman, 46, 'battered and scratched her boyfriend, 69, because he refused to perform a sex act on her while she was high on meth' Katanya Jordan, 46, was arrested in the early hours of Sunday morning after police were called to a residence along Pine Street, in Largo at 3am Jordan’s longtime boyfriend, who wasn’t named, told police that he had been arguing with the defendant about her ‘smoking crack’ before she attacked him According to her partner, Jordan was high on meth at the time and began ‘yelling at him to perform oral sex’ on her, a complaint states 'The man refused Jordan’s advances and she allegedly began scratching him' While he attempted to dial 911, Jordan allegedly stole her boyfriend’s phone and the fled the residence on foot, an arrest affidavit states She was later located by a K-9 unit and charged with felony domestic battery, as well as grand theft in response to the claim she stole her boyfriend's phone https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...d-boyfriend-refused-perform-sex-act-meth.html
