Got em pretty bad several years ago. All those creams gels etc provide minimal relief. There is one and only one thing that will fix them. EAT/DRINK A SHITTON OF FIBER. Then continue to have a high fiber diet forever unless you want them to come back.
Sorry to hear that bro. Mine have flared up twice in the past 20 years, gets better in a week or less, walk it off.
I just used some CDB stuff on a burn and it worked better than anything i've ever used on burns before in my life. I did use some THC for the mental anguish as well, although that's also how I burned myself in the first place so there's that. I'd use that same stuff if I was in your situation right now.
Bought the stuff @LonghornFan recommended, but I could only order it through Amazon, so I got this "Recticare" in the meantime. Worked so well I was able to go to a friend's bday party on Saturday, go to brunch with my friends on Sunday and meet a bumble date who took me to Waco for 3 days. Needless to say it worked. Best part? I asked for a refund from the stuff I ordered from Longhornfan's suggestion. They not only refunded my money, they said I didn't have to return it, so I am WELL prepared the next time this should happen. Lol.
This is one of your best non sequiturs ever. Cheers! BTW, why is it "needless to say" that your hemorrhoid medicine worked? Does that mean the Waco girl touched your bunghole?
Which is VERY painful....they have this new thing where they put a rubber band around the bottom of them and they wither and die on their own....takes about a week. DD
Yep it is real - and it is not nearly as painful as surgery, just mild discomfort. https://www.healthline.com/health/hemorrhoid-banding DD