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Meet the bagel boss.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by FishBulb913, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. FishBulb913

    FishBulb913 Contributing Member

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    The voice of the little man, the internets latest star. Bagel boss. Enjoy!

     
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    LMS at full capacity.
     
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    GO AHEAD AND ATTACK ME

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    that's pretty awesome. he should have gone for Dunkin munchkins instead
     
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    Man, this guy is getting torn apart all over the internet. I feel bad for him. He was obviously in the wrong - based on what we've seen - but the mocking coming his way now is extreme. Seems like a recipe for pushing someone over the edge.
     
  7. Jontro

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    meh... oh well.
     
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    He looks, acts and talks just like another 5 foot dude I know. Same Napoleon complex and everything, it's amazing.

    These short guys really do have it tough, it's got to be hard getting mocked by the opposite sex for your height, there are a ton of superficial women out there that make a huge deal about height, and short dudes are very aware of it.

    This guy got TRIGGERED, he must have just been rejected on a dating app for his height and all it took was one girl to just smile at him to set him off.
     
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    Im pretty sure, life itself, was gonna drive that dood over the edge.

    Its all about perspective. Im pretty sure, hes the type that thinks he can score with 10s and immediately gets shut down, then goes on a tirade against the world. Stay in your lane breh. Your self esteem could use a boost, along with your people skills.

    He also seems like the type that would be arrogant, boast and shove stuff in peoples face if anything did go right for him in life anyway. Fugg'em.
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    the edge of a door knob and extension cord.
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Very little (no pun intended) about being successful with women has to do with how you look.
     
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    He could just jump off the bed of a truck
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    I choose to believe that the woman biting her lip at him was into him, but it set him off because he didn’t catch on.
     
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    That or he takes it out on other, innocent people.

    I guess what I'm saying is: his life doesn't look all that great so maybe piling on him to make him feel bad isn't the best use of anyone's time. He looks to be miserable already.
     
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    Finally someone who understands Isaiah Thomas.
     
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    While he's a dbag, he does have a point. Women can, without judgement or condemnation, be blatant about their height requirement. If (when) men say they have a max weight restriction, they're pigs.
     
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    After watching a few of his YT vids, I too believe this was staged on his part. He has many other videos provoking people. Whether he is making these vids to get fame or just to vent, I can't tell but this wasn't his first rodeo.

    That being said, it must be nearly impossible dating as a 5 foot tall guy.
     
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