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  1. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    Why are you answering for tinman... is Deckard tinman? CF conspiracy.
     
  2. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    @Deckard
    IA blood black nothingness began to spin.
    Began to spin.
    Let’s move on to system. System.
    Feel that in your body. The system.
    What does it feel like to be part of the system. System.
    Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system? System.
    Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system? System.
    Have they created you to be a part of the system? System.
    Is there security in being a part of the system? System.
    Is there a sound that comes with the system? System.
    We’re going to go on. Cells.
    They were all put together at a time. Cells.
    Millions and billions of them. Cells.
    Were you ever arrested? Cells.
    Did you spend much time in the cell? Cells.
    Have you ever been in an instituion? Cells.
    Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
    When you’re not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
    Interlinked.
    What’s it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
    Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.
    Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
    Do you dream about being interlinked?
    Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Interlinked.
    What’s it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked.
    What’s it like to play with your dog? Interlinked.
    Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s missing? Interlinked.
    Do you like to connect to things? Interlinked.
    What happens when that linkage is broken? Interlinked.
    Have they let you feel heartbreak? Interlinked.
    Did you buy a present for the person you love? Within cells interlinked.
    Why don’t you say that three times? Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
     
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  3. GIGO

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    ^ is missing the more important testing lines to tell that you're the perfect 99er tin man.


    Btw, I think that he'd prefer this(↓) to the baseline test.

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  4. daywalker02

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    The Aftermath of a 65-69 win season is just mad enough......

    Harden and Gordon guarantee 55 wins approximately, Chris Paul, Capela and the role players just add 10+ more.
     
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  5. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Am I? Don't think so. In my other gig, I hunt "tinmen," in a manner of speaking. Tinman's not an android (I don't think), so he has nothing to worry about. He's more of a pure robot. OK, maybe an impure robot, but who cares? As for tinman's quote, I have a terrific dog! (There's a line about a dog in it - somewhere) She's a 75 pound blonde female Labradoodle, who's the sweetist thing, unless she thinks someone's creeping around the house, then she goes into, "Over my dead body!" mode. Our first line of defense just in case we face The Fall of Civilization. So much for our dog.

    Some around the league think that it'll take The Fall of Civilization for the Rockets to win a championship this year (or any year). I'm just giving my take on the reaction at ClutchFans in the unlikely event that we prove them wrong (using reverse juju). No attempt to steal Tinman's thunder, which would be a fruitless exercise, anyway. Early 2002 join dates rule! See, I can't do it like Tinman. 16 years simply isn't long enough. We are merely children in search of happiness, wanting nothing more than a parade in downtown Houston. Maybe I'll bring my dog.

    To stay on topic, Pen is going to regret missing the beautiful chaos here if we have good juju and surprise the World.
     
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  6. daywalker02

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    Tinman could be much more, a myth or even a legend without running his mouth in certain threads.

    He turned into a Machine of a man.
     
  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    He's safer being a Machine, than a Man-Machine. Those make me nervous. I keep my blaster oiled up and ready to go. This thread isn't about tinman, however. It's about the Sword (our fearless leader) being mightier than the Pen.
     
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  8. don grahamleone

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    Haha, how did this thread turn into a tinman thread? I like the guy, but seriously... this is about the PenMan and getting kicked out! I assume tinman has never been kicked out. He seems to understand how it works.
     
  9. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    tinman deserves his own thread. I.D.I.O.T.
     
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  10. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    Just curious. Are dogs capable of differentiating replicants from humans?
     
  11. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Absolutely, if they're smart. They may not be sure of what the thing is, but they know whatever it is isn't human, so they go into full, "Over my dead body!" mode. :eek: You haven't lived until you've seen a really angry Labradoodle.

    This is my second one. I had a male the first time, one I got from the Pound for 10 bucks in 1972. No one knew there was such a critter at the time known as a hypoallergenic Labradoodle. It was viewed as a black Lab/black Standard Poodle mix, half and half. Some pure bred owners took the pups to the pound because they viewed them as not worth anything. How wrong they were. The Wonder Dog didn't shed, was incredibly intelligent, very loving with his friends, a babe magnet at parties (he could do several different tricks, and chicks would come up to me and exclaim, "Have you seen this dog? He's amazing!"), and not only made you feel safe when he walked with you (I lived in the Montrose at the time and walked all over the place at night), but caused some creepy looking dudes to cross the street by just looking at them. He was never on a leash, either. Why? He could climb any fence I ever put him behind. The stories I could tell about that dog!
     
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  12. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    It's not about us Blade Runners, it's about these Clutchfans making cheap replicant accounts
     
  13. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Don't forget SirIvyLeague who was an inflammatory/arrogant type.

    LOL @ G Zus Kryst reference. That guy was something else. I think Jace was more like Albert Einstain.
     
  14. Easy

    Easy Boban Only Fan
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    First time heard about Labradoodle. Learned something new every day. :)

    So you don't think tinman is a replicant
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    just a run-of-the-mill robot like this one?
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  15. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Exactly! You're at the top of your game, Easy.
     
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  16. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    You can't copy superior Rockets fandom
     
  17. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Clutchfans legend
     
  18. Invisible Fan

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    Rafer Alston status. May his aliases live on proud and forgotten.
     
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  19. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    What about me?
    This thread is about a dude who replicated himself and got the Blade Runner treatment
     
  20. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    99ers are in a different class than other clutchfans posters though, unfair to compare :cool:

    we need @Pen15clubber back wit us for this championship run though.
     

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