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[kxan]A bad case of road rage leads to sword fight

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tinman, May 4, 2015.

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  1. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    http://kxan.com/2015/05/03/road-rage-leads-to-sword-fight/

     
    #1 tinman, May 4, 2015
  2. Mr. Brightside

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    The katana is the prized weapon of choice of the elite level 5 Redditor.
     
    #2 Mr. Brightside, May 4, 2015
  3. bobloblaw

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    Did he learn to improvise this weapon on Reddit as well? Either that or a character in a video game has something like that.
     
    #3 bobloblaw, May 4, 2015
  4. Asian Sensation

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    Paya-Akhavan eh? Totally sounds like an Austin man.
     
    #4 Asian Sensation, May 4, 2015
  5. chow_yun_fat

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    Sounds like something you would do if you ever ran into Mcgrady or Lin.
     
    #5 chow_yun_fat, May 4, 2015
  6. shastarocket

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    A quick google search reveals that his surname has Persian roots.

    Why would a Persian have a katana?
     
    #6 shastarocket, May 4, 2015
  7. Jontro

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    All that with only a lvl 5 dexterity and half of his mana.
     
    #7 Jontro, May 4, 2015
  8. HR Dept

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    I was dragging ass this morning in a serious way, but this thread along with a cup of coffee has brought me new life.

    I think I've found the value of a good laugh early in the AM.
     
    #8 HR Dept, May 4, 2015
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    No num chucks?
     
    #9 Mr. Clutch, May 4, 2015
  10. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Texas thing. Y'all already forget about that San Antonio lady chopping up babies with a sword.
     
    #10 Ziggy, May 4, 2015
  11. DCkid

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    And this is why driver's shouldn't drive slow in the left lane.
     
    #11 DCkid, May 4, 2015
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    This has OCP written all over it.

    My understanding is that a Big Wheel was found in the suspects trunk.
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, May 4, 2015
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  13. Zboy

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    Attributes

    Strength - 3/10
    Dexterity - 1/10
    Stamina - 8/10
    Intelligence - 0/10

    Skills
    Blade weapons - 3/10
    Blunt weapons - 2/10
    Driving - 1/10

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    My God....Thats a pretty ****ty character creation.

    Time to re-roll
     
    #13 Zboy, May 4, 2015
  14. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Ok. Time to shut the internet down for a day. ima just won it for the next 24 hours. Everyone...go outside, look at the clouds, breath some fresh air. We are all ima's b****es for the day.

    Excellent post sir!
     
    #14 boomboom, May 4, 2015
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    If only the other driver had been carrying a sword, flail, and/or shield as well.
     
    #15 FranchiseBlade, May 5, 2015
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Or they became friends, started drinking and went to a Hooters and tried to pick up on the waitresses, like every other sword fighter there.
     
    #16 Xerobull, May 5, 2015
  17. JayZ750

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    This is a pretty serious offense, imo.
    There could have been kids in the car, for example.
    Plus he followed someone home, so there is serious psychopath potential.

    i suspect the punishment won't be as severe as it should.
     
    #17 JayZ750, May 5, 2015
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    What the hell is that supposed to mean?
     
    #18 Yonkers, May 5, 2015
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