Clowney Injures Luck

Just overheard this funny exchange:

GUY1: you know what would be poetic, hilarious, and awesome?
JC comes back for our first game vs the colts. Injures Luck on a sack.
GUY2: would be the best sports moment in a long long long time
GUY1: permanently cementing the legitimacy of JC's #1 pick status
GUY2: "it was a legal hit Marv, a classic hit, and Lucks leg just crumpled"
GUY1: ohh you hate to see that marv
that was ugly
theres still bone fragments on the field....
GUY2: "they called out the trainer, I'm not lip reader but I think he is saying 'his career is over' "
GUY1: we are not gonna show the replay on this one folks.... I nearly lost my lunch on that one bob
GUY2: "it's official, the doctors are calling it a grade four career ending leg crumple"
GUY1: Oh thats just sick marv, some of the texans fans are cheering and celebrating
"well, to be fair bob, (quietly), this IS kind of a lucky break for the Texans.......(sheepishly) no pun intended"
GUY2: "it was a legal hit, they should be cheering. Luck is being carted off the field and the fans are clapping... oh wait, that's for Clowney"
GUY2: let's talk to this colts fan "The Texans franchise is superior to ours, no question"
GUY1: "wow bob ive never seen this before.... the colts coach is walking across the field to coach O brien.. whats he doing?"
"well marv, i may be wrong but he might be, YES he is! he just forfeited the game
GUY2: "now he is grabbing the gatoraid bucket and dumping it atop obrian"