Rockets signs Nick Johnson to 3 year deal; expects Llull to stay in Europe

Are yall sure we should expose our Johnson to the world so quickly? What if the world is enamored by his size? He might start playing the D like Harden...

 

Johnson is a really common name guys. I'm surprised this silliness has not surfaced before.

 

You're surprised Johnson hasn't poked out his head in this forum before?

 

Members will be members.

 

Well...


Now that's a Johnson that can put it in the hole. I would assume everyone would have spent all their wordplay on that Johnson.

 

Did someone say Johnson?

 

Johnson wasn't really the same before the proliferation of the internet.

 

But if Johnson gets in and out really fast, would he also be known as Nick(ie) the Quick(ie)?

 

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...

Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...

Musician: Willie.

Willie: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...

Colonel: Johnson.

Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

 

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LOL

 

Morey is probably happy to be getting Johnson on the cheap. Or that's what I've been led to believe.

 

Fan sign for next year " Johnson! Show them the D!"

 

Common? You think the league is just full of Johnsons?

 

Defenders have a tough time with Nick. Johnson is so quick you won't see him coming.

 

Ironic username.

 

Seeing as you guys find this so funny, not sure if you guys have heard of Aussie race car driver "Dick Johnson" but yeah he was blessed with that actual name...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)

 

Something your mom said

 

C'mon man, there's a time and a place for inappropriate jokes - this thread isn't it.

 

My bad, I'll just stick strictly to basketball then. I think Johnson is too small to penetrate deep. He needs to stay outside and stroke it from deep.

 

He has no shot at making it work outside. He can get it up HIGH, so deep in the middle of everyone is where he belongs.