Would you purchase a piece of Harden's beard for charity if the Rockets win it all?

Yes and I would super glue it to my pubic region.

 

Winning the championships you say?

For charity you say?

DUH!

P.S.
I won't super glue that to my face, I don't know how clean that thing is.

 

I voted no. But after thinking about it, I'd buy it and send it to a lab for him to be cloned. Then ensure that the young clone practices and learns the fundamentals of consistent defense. I would then swap the clone with the real James Harden right before he retires.

 

He said he'd consider shaving it for 10 million, so if we can divide Harden's beard up into individual hairs and sell those hairs at a price, how much would we have to pay and how many hairs would have to be sold?

 

Why do you think he would do that? I highly doubt he would. Folks would really want a piece of an athlete's hair? You can always give money to charity. You don't have to wait for a championship or a man to donate part of his beard.

 

I'd prefer to just donate to a charity rather than buy another mans facial hair. What are you going to frame it?

 

I would purchase a nice little piece and surgically implant it onto my James Harden bobblehead. That would be legendary to have the real beard on there.

 

You would be buying it for charity, where the Beard gets to choose the charity.