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eating on the toilet, anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jo mama, Mar 6, 2014.

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ok or no way?

  1. ok to eat whilst pooping

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  2. not ok to eat whilst pooping

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  1. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    so i made myself some eggs and sausage this morning and when i sit down to eat i feel a massive dump coming on like a freight train. i tried to scarf down my food as quickly as possible, but after a couple bites i knew i wasnt going to make it...but i did not want my breakfast getting cold either so i grabbed the plate and my coffee and headed for the bathroom. dump was successful (3 wipes, thanks for asking) and breakfast was delicious...no harm done, right?

    should i be shamed for this or praised for my multi-tasking abilities?
     
    #1 jo mama, Mar 6, 2014
  2. macalu

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    i used to do it as a kid. kill two birds with one stone.
     
    #2 macalu, Mar 6, 2014
  3. SacTown

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    God No. Are you kidding?
     
    #3 SacTown, Mar 6, 2014
  4. GanjaRocket

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    Thiiis is not koshaaaa
     
    #4 GanjaRocket, Mar 6, 2014
  5. brantonli24

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    A big part of your sense of taste comes from your nose. So if you thought your breakfast was delicious whilst taking a dump, then that says something about what you think of the taste of poop....
     
    #5 brantonli24, Mar 6, 2014
  6. SacTown

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    You also shouldn't bring your beer/drink into the bathroom at a bar/nightclub even to piss.
     
    #6 SacTown, Mar 6, 2014
  7. DonnyMost

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    Nothing is more American than eating a sammich on the turrlet with the door wide open on a Sunday morning.
     
    #7 DonnyMost, Mar 6, 2014
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  8. GanjaRocket

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    This..

    So much
     
    #8 GanjaRocket, Mar 6, 2014
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BYW6C44zo24" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #9 ima_drummer2k, Mar 6, 2014
  10. Sadat X

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    ^ Oh god I had forgotten about that video. Damn you

    I will drink while on the throne, why not eat? Never thought of it
     
    #10 Sadat X, Mar 6, 2014
  11. jank1434

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    I even feel weird chewing gum on the toilet, let alone eating there.
     
    #11 jank1434, Mar 6, 2014
  12. HR Dept

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    It's never that serious bro. Never.
     
    #12 HR Dept, Mar 6, 2014
  13. droopy421

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    How I imagine he had his meal.

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 droopy421, Mar 6, 2014
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  14. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Airborne fecal particle covered food is does not sound so appetizing.
     
    #14 Joshfast, Mar 6, 2014
  15. Jontro

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    It's ok as long as you don't make eye contact with your poop.
     
    #15 Jontro, Mar 6, 2014
  16. Houstunna

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    Eating while peeing though...... not only acceptable, but encouraged.
     
    #16 Houstunna, Mar 6, 2014
  17. Houstunna

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    Drinking is okay in both situations
     
    #17 Houstunna, Mar 6, 2014
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    way too full circle.
     
    #18 boozle222, Mar 6, 2014
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    In my old office building, an Indian gentleman rented a space for "spiritual guidance" and he always had these wealthy Chicago ladies come into his office for "advise". He wore these very "special" sandals.

    One day I went into the restroom, and one of the stalls is directly in front of your line of vision when you enter the restroom. I walked in and noted his "special" sandals under the stall where he was obviously dropping a load. The smell was ungodly and I quickly tried to piss so I could get out of there. I noticed that there were odd noises coming out of the stall.
    After pissing I quickly went to wash my hands and leave the scene when I heard a flush, and the stall door opened... and this old Indian man had a plate with a half eaten piece of chocolate cake. I was horrified, standing there washing my hands. The chipper Yogi then said "Ohh my client brought chocolate cake, it is vegan and wonderful, stop by and have a piece." Then he ate a bite of the cake, did NOT wash his hands and walked out the bathroom door.
    He eventually moved out of the building, and I did not have chocolate cake for literally a year after that.
     
    #19 Nook, Mar 6, 2014
  20. conquistador#11

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    i don't see why not wait? the sausage was not going to go anywhere.
     
    #20 conquistador#11, Mar 6, 2014
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