Chandler Parsons is leaving Nike for Anta

Leave it to Lin fans to crap over a Chandler Parson's thread.
Jealousy

 

http://sports.163.com/13/0607/23/90Q9CH8T00051CA1.html

This article 'title' actually referenced 'big booty girl'

 

You're running out of comebacks. Tag Heuer was better. Don't let Yao, Jeremy Lin picking hise nose or Chinese drink menus take over this site either.

 

Actually the spotsvu article with 夜店登 as part of the title actually had real NBA analysis.

Perhaps Sirbaihu can translate this for us also

而说到SportVU系统电子眼下被放大的控卫，我们再来看看林书豪。这位亚裔控卫到底什么水准？至少，通过这个系统做出的数据分析，从账面上看可以得出结论：林书豪是一个偏向传统型的控卫。在潜在助攻（真正完成助攻之前的潜在性传球，包括传球的假动作）和实际助攻为让队友获益得分的比例上，他在联盟官方所有标注PG（控卫）的球员中排名第一，达到36%。第二，则是一个恐怕也令很多人想不到的名字：安德烈·米勒。

 

I'm not your translation service. Do it yourself.

Let's make this simple:

You are now looking for Chinese insults of James Harden. Take it to another board.

You are trying to tell us how many LOF's exist in China. Take it to jeremylin.net

Chinese call AB "black bean" too. I'm not into all the racial ****, OK?

Do I think some Chinese insult Harden? Yes.
Do I think you want to insult Harden? Yes.
Do I think you want to say the LOF army is huge? Yes.
Do I want you to keep trashing up this board? No.

 

Bad move by chandler . He shouldn't risk his health for more money...

 

You haven't talked about the subject: Chandler Parsons
Your join date is suspect.
You are on other threads babling about Jeremy Lin.

You are LOF. you can put on the Predator Cloaking device and we'd still see you for what you are .

L to the O to the F

 

I'm on the RGV board discussing Troy Daniels 3pt shooting.

 

You did say I might lead to people thinking the Chinese think Harden likes big booty by my posting, so I showed you the Chinese press are already well on top of this and need not my help.

The Harden nickname is Nightclub Harden. Or Nightclub-den.

You're the one that actually wants to steer the conversation this way as a means to divert from the poll.

 

And Clutch picked up on my pipe dream proposal for Greg Monroe, which together with Parsons getting a big contract would've necessitated in Lin being traded away.

So you're basically talking out of your ass on this one.

If you see everybody with a nice word on Lin being LOFs or a joke on Harden being LOFs, and can only come up with Lin nose-picking jokes and Chinese poor translation drinks menu, you'll only ever engage in LOF quality arguments here that make you rue evermore for the good old days of 1999 when the Rockets are building a contender here with Dwight and Harden as a core and capable sidekicks in Lin, Parsons, Asik etc with the caveat that Morey doesn't eventually upgrade these spots.

 

I do not care what mainland Chinese LOF's think.
I want you to control the quality (truth) of your posts.
If you put up **** translations and make false claims, I will call you out.

 

You sir are a real rockets fan.
I sense your passion for keeping it real. Cause that's what clutchfans is about.

 

Coming from someone who doesn't even talk about the Rockets other than to make everyone that disagrees with you a LOF

 

If you don't care what the Chinese think, maybe you shouldn't ask for the poll in the first place. And then not being able to handle the actual results.

If you think the sample size was too small, I don't recall you having a problem with posters that said (using heresay) that "I have a friend in the Philippines and he said they didn't care for Jeremy Lin".

But when an article actually has a significant enough sample size with a statistically irreovicable significance, you guys will focus and other accusations and discussions on Jose picking, Tag Heuer ads and Chinese dual language drink menus to demonstrate your superior post quality. Oh, and passion about Rockets basketball.

 

Clutchfans is about nose picking, Chinese drink menus and Tag Heuer ads?

 

I asked for a link. That's it. You came back with a lie to make fun of Harden.

I never said anything about sample size. I asked for a link to a supposed poll of 100,100, and you came back with a poll of 1128 people and you did not tell anyone that.

If you have a problem with something I said in this thread, quote it, like this:

That's a lie. That is not a translation. That is **** you made up. You really think 妹子 translates into "big booty"? If so, just quit putting translations up here.

That's another poster reacting to your lie.

How do you know it's the key part if some of it's too hard for you? You're dishonest, and you're dishonest for a reason.

And everyone can see you've posted many links to Chinese LOF's putting down Harden. Why? What's your purpose? I don't doubt many Chinese put down Harden and are total LOF's. It's irrelevant to the issue, which is your bad motives and misleading practices.

This is irrelevant to the lie you made up in your "translation." I'm saying you lied. How can I state this more clearly?

This is irrelevant to the lie you made up in your "translation." I'm saying you lied. How can I state this more clearly?

Now you quote me if you have problems with specific things I said.

 

In my original translation, I wrote "he's still thinking about the girl (American translation: big booty) last night". The official translation was the 'girl', but you only read 'big booty'. It was a joke. You can call it a lie if you really want.

It was a joke in running with what goes on at Clutchfans, and nobody had any issues with it.

http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showpost.php?p=8174483&postcount=64

You asked for a link. I gave you a link with it and picked up something in that link that I thought was funny. It's no worse than most other jokes around here, eg Jeremy and Parson's broke-back spasm relationships.

Not sure why you couldn't take a joke.

Well, I came back with an article with a much smaller sample size. My actual wording was "I found this" not "I found it". That was a big difference. I never said that was the article. But the essence is the same, and statistically when you get a unbiased sample size of 1,000+ that gives you an outcome favoring one argument over the other by a multiple of 3x, it is statistically significant. Which was aimed at refuting Tinman's claims that Lin being traded wouldn't impact the Rockets fanbase in China.

Yes I could have, but I think you did it well enough. But have you acknowledged the statistical significance of the poll?

Again, you're being oversensitive to a joke. Most people here on Clutchfans have heard stories of Harden nightclubbing, have guessed/rumored he was clubbing before the LA Clippers disaster game where Reddick took him apart and then twitter later surfaced that he punched a guy in LA. We've all read twitter where a call girl said Harden gave him lots of cash. We've seen images of Harden with a big booty girl.

So if you're not able to take a joke, got it, let me answer all your posts in seriousness ... but you posted this when it was related to Jeremy Lin which made me think you could take a joke when it was applied to another Rockets player.

At least I haven't made personal attacks on you. I already said there are some things I can't translate well. If you think being able to read most of the stuff and understand the gist of what was being said = being a translator, then I could've been Colin Pine. Official translation is a much more difficult job, and I already said you were a better translator than me. There, a compliment. Yet you used dishonest, lier and disengenious on me for making a joke that passes as pretty mild here for Clutchfans.

There's a reason I did that and I didn't translate it. It's because you said when I put down Harden and big booty in one sentence together, I would mislead clutchfans readers here to think that the Chinese people think Harden likes big booty.

Well, all I did was to show that I didn't have to do that. The Chinese media was well on top of it already, from nightclub-Harden to actually publishing articles on mainstream internet media with pictures of Harden with a big-booty and saying on the article title that Harden likes girls with big booty.

Basically to say that it was already there. Got nothing to do with me. And I stopped there, and I didn't even translate (asked you the better translator to do it for me). So there's my motive. To say that it's already out there and I didn't start it.

And in what I wrote, I also said people could go in and have a good laugh. There's people who wouldn't care if Lin was around or not, and some 'like' Harden and some don't. It's just that the poll shows an overwhelming majority wanting Lin to stay and would not watch the Rockets if he left.

Thought that was neutral, and based on facts. Obviously you did not take it this way.

You can call it a lie. The direct translation was there in the text. GIRL. Big Booty was in parenthesis. It was a joke. A joke that is easily acceptable around here considering we have jokes on broke back-spasm Lin and Parsons, and babymama jokes (of which I made one when somebody asked for Dwight's address in Houston, and Dwight isn't conflicted with LOFs as he's not a PG or SG and in fact there's another example I don't just post about Lin in addition to making more posts on the Vipers than Tinman has made on Clutchfans in recent weeks when it didn't related to Jeremy Lin and LOFs).

So yeah, you can call it a lie. It was obviously a joke. A joke certainly within the norms and culture of this forum. You felt that joke was racist to Harden. No, you felt that it was a 'lie'. I could certainly think your joke as I 'quoted' was blasphemous to the Christian religion. Whatever.

When you find big booty to be racist and a lie but not a joke, on a site where broke-back-spasms is taken pretty clearly as a joke, the problem is on you.

 

It's not definitely about people pretending to care about the Rockets when they obviously don't.

And it's not about posting Chinese text and pretending to translate it.

Actually, the mods don't like people posting in foreign languages here.

This thread is about Chandler Parsons, not Lin, but we know you want it to be about him.

 

I post more about non-Jeremy Lin related stuff than you do. What was your last trade proposal? What was your last post on the RGV forum?

Or am I pretending there also?

Tell your buddy Sirbaihu not to solicit Chinese website poll links then.

This is a thread about Chandler Parsons getting a 'Chinese' shoe deal. Of which you wanted to quickly assert Jeremy Lin has no impact on the Rockets popularity in China.

So if you want to prove that, the Houston Chronicle isn't going to help you with it. Best to go direct source. Chinese website and newspapers.

It's like you're of going to get the best stinky tofu in the world, you're not going to get it in Texas. It'll be in China.

Sorry to borrow your stinky tofu joke from one of your old posts. Note i said joke, didnt cry racism. It's just that your Chinese drink menu made me crave some chinese food, but the imagery of nose-picking wasn't very pleasant, so they added up to your old stinky tofu post. Another one of your high quality, passionate, Rockets-fan-only insightful Clutchfans post.

 

December 2013 join date. You must have been an lof in you previous stint too.

You don't have more rockets related posts than me.
In fact you don't have a single rockets related post cause it's not real and from the heart.