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Provide a great yet unidentifiable movie quote

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    I'm wearing a blue shirt and I'm sad in my heart.
     
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    One morning
    over at Elizabeth's beach house...
    she asked me if I'd rather
    go water skiing or lay out.
    And I realized that not only did I
    not want to answer that question...
    but I never wanted to answer
    another water-sports question...
    or see any of these people again
    for the rest of my life.
     
  3. ScolaIsBallin

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    Harold and Kumar haha
     
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    "Not dead, definitely not dead!"

    "We've got a woman, which is good for the draft rights to three blacks, two Mexicans and a Chinaman."

    "All this crazy talk, about, putting a negro in the cabinet."
     
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    Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.
     
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    No quotes from Ferris Bueller qualify as unidentifiable.
     
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    I quoted the same movie in post 61.

    You say "Dick", I come runnin'.
     
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    "Oh great! You shot the invisible swordsman."
     
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    It's such a terrible movie, but it has some awesome quotes.

    'No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough '
     
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    Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as f****** boring as you. You are a real boring f***. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T!
     
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    Not really obscure or anything, but really made me lol when I first heard it.

    "I put the GRR in swinger, baby. Yeah!"
     
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    "Now, we do heroin."
     
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    "What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?

    There are less Italians in Rome"
     
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    Guy A: "Hey I didn't know you could dance.."

    Guy B: "We use to do those dances to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, OK?!"

    Guy A: "..You learned to dance like that sarcastically?.."
     
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    And you three, what a bunch of ****suckers!
     
  16. CrazyDave

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    Heyya! It's all ball bearings nowadays.
     
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    "puny god"
     
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    "Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation"

    hahahah
     
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    I'll take your money 'cos I don't want you to feel you left anything untried. Now, you keep the quarter... but you still have to wait a few minutes.
     
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    (Character A) - There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda...


    (Character B) Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her?


    (A)Um, on the, online.


    (B)[Slams car breaks ] What? For ****'s sakes (character A), don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
     

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