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Jesus Loves You.....$5....WTF.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Uprising, May 27, 2012.

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  1. Uprising

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    Just left my apartment to walk my dogs, and hanging next to my door was a taped up piece of notebook paper that said "Jesus Loves you"

    And inside the paper (taped like an envelope) was $5........

    I'm speechless. W...T...F

    Is that normal? I mean....why $5....and why leave me that note?! Is it wrong to spend the day at the pool enjoying some brews?......

    ....little weirded out...especially if it's one of my neighbors.



    ******UPDATE: Empty apartment next to me had one too.
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    ******UPDATE #2:
    ...and it continues! sans money...

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    #1 Uprising, May 27, 2012
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  2. Invisible Fan

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    That's God giving you a gift, man.

    Y U gotta be like that?
     
    #2 Invisible Fan, May 27, 2012
  3. Uprising

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    I'm seriously still in 0_0

    I had a budy crash on my couch yesterday......do they think I'm Paulftk?
     
    #3 Uprising, May 27, 2012
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  4. Jontro

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    If Jesus really loves you, he'd give you $500.

    Jesus likes you... just a little.
     
    #4 Jontro, May 27, 2012
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  5. Invisible Fan

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    Maybe Jesus is pulling a 419 scam where he lures you in with 5 bucks to make you dump in 500.
     
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  6. Uprising

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    lol....seriously though.....I don't get it. Why would someone waste $5 by sticking that on my door?

    5 $1 bills.....could have been put to better use.
     
    #6 Uprising, May 27, 2012
  7. Jontro

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    For Jesus, there is no better use besides Uprising.
     
    #7 Jontro, May 27, 2012
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    Maybe its a passionate confession by a guy named Jesus. The money is for the g*ngbang.
     
    #8 kidcave9, May 27, 2012
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    this.
     
    #9 ballerboy001, May 27, 2012
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    From now on double up on underwear.

    You want to be prepared for the possibility of discovering a large naked man in your home, who's visibly excited, but not by the expression he's wearing, when he calmly informs you, "Remember that $5 on your door? Nothing in life is free."
     
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  11. Invisible Fan

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    ^That has a No Country for Old Men-ish vibe right there.

    I'd bolt when that large naked dude starts flipping a coin.

    Don't ask me where he got it!
     
    #11 Invisible Fan, May 27, 2012
  12. crossover

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    You sir are the chosen one.

    Are you prepared to sacrifice your life for mankind?
     
    #12 crossover, May 27, 2012
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    Double down and put 10 towards some bottled water. Pass it out to homeless you see one the corner. Pay it forward. Tebow style.
     
    #13 CourtOfDreams, May 27, 2012
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    The Lord works in mysterious ways.
     
    #14 Mr. Brightside, May 27, 2012
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    Spend those five dollars on a backalley abortion.

    If nobody's pregnant, spend it on a hooker. Then pray for another $5 from Jesus to spend on that backalley abortion I was telling you about.
     
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    Jesus wants you to visit a strip club.
     
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    A guy broke into my friends house once, didn't take anything, but left $5 and a note saying,
    "looks like you need this more than I do."

    Just saying....


    Btw, Jesus does love you man.
     
    #17 IzakDavid13, May 27, 2012
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    Jesus saw you drinking Keystones with your friend at the pool. Thought you could use the money to bump up to Miller.
     
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  20. Puss In Booty

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    :grin:
     
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