Dallas sewer water = Houston drinking water

I feel better already!

 

I drink bottled water that comes from another State.

 

What do you shower in?

 

...in bottled water that comes from another state.

 

All the water you drink has been pissed out of something.

 

and you wonder why we have cancer..

 

So we are morelocks to them.

 

And Dallas gets their water from Oklahoma?

 

So is there piss and dook in my Miller Light? I really don't want to ingest Dirk's birth control meds.

 

The source of the sewage system must start at the White House.

 

Hey D&D, looks like you're about to have a new thread!

 

Is this why Houston has bad traffic?

 

And all the food you eat was covered in manure.

 

and we all came out of our dad's pee pee.

 

What I'm more concerned about is the Dallas sewage people moving down here. Have you been out at Washington recently?

 

The first rule of plumbing is that **** flows down hill.


And we all know how full of **** Dallas happens to be.

 

Which came first?

 

Since we are talking about drinking pee and stuff I thought it was a good time to mention that we replace 98% of the matter that our bodies are composed of every year.

http://www.npr.org/tablet/#story/?storyId=11893583

 

Miller Lite is already piss.