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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Sep 10, 2011.

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  1. ascaptjack

    ascaptjack Member

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    Wow, pretty disappointed in those pics.
     
    #221 ascaptjack, Sep 16, 2011
  2. El Hitman

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    Those are pictures of my waitresses and bartenders from Palace. I'll post some new ones up Tuesday after the Grand Opening.
     
    #222 El Hitman, Sep 16, 2011
  3. CourtOfDreams

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    1.25 drinks, sports, and that Asian at the end of the album in plaid....
    what could go wrong?
     
    #223 CourtOfDreams, Sep 16, 2011
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Does she have an English name?
     
    #224 Mr. Brightside, Sep 16, 2011
  5. CourtOfDreams

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    I hope not....
     
    #225 CourtOfDreams, Sep 16, 2011
  6. YaosDirtyStache

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    For the first time I can truly say...

    Not sure if want.
     
    #226 YaosDirtyStache, Sep 16, 2011
  7. El Hitman

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    Ungrateful bastards. I'm offering you vip treatment in a new strip club with cheap drinks and pretty girls and you're complaining??? Go to Treasures and tell them you're part of Clutchfans.com and see if they don't laugh at you. Those aren't all the girls I know, but ya'll were begging for pictures so I posted up my staff from the last club I worked at. If you don't like them, then you can go to Men's Club and pay $10 for a martini...and blend in with the rest of the schmucks, and get hustled by everyone there...including the staff. If you go to our spot I'll make sure you get the "inside scoop" on everything. I'm offering to school you on some strip club game, that way you won't get screwed over. But hey...it's up to you. I'll be there ****k!ng sh!!!ht up like always.


    Boats and Ho's.
     
    #227 El Hitman, Sep 16, 2011
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  8. sammy

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    ^ Doesn't Men's Club have a dirty cheap happy hour and no cover before like 7 on weekdays?
     
    #228 sammy, Sep 16, 2011
  9. El Hitman

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    Yes...but ours is ALL DAY AND NIGHT. Where else can you get a bucket of Corona's for $7.50? That's cheaper than the gas station!!!!
     
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  10. sammy

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    Touche.
     
    #230 sammy, Sep 16, 2011
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    Boat's and Ho's.

    I don't know what the hell this means, but you should trademark this catch phrase.

    I like it though. It shows character.
     
    #231 Mr. Brightside, Sep 16, 2011
  12. El Hitman

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    It's off of the Step Brothers movie starring Will Ferrel and that "curly headed ****". It's a catch phrase we use at the strip clubs we manage, and it will be on the new business cards we're making for Mansion. If you haven't seen that movie...you def have to see it. It's freakin hilarious. Oh and I'm gonna be wearing a tuxedo with air force ones once a week, cause that's how we roll. No sure which day though.
     
    #232 El Hitman, Sep 16, 2011
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    If I was over 21 and lived in Houston I would be tempted to check your club out
     
    #233 apollo33, Sep 16, 2011
  14. El Hitman

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    I'm not offering super models and lobster for lunch. I'm offering a well rounded staff of down to earth girls that like to drink and party and a a group of classy but slutty dancers. I'm very picky with who I hire, I don't hire girls that are out to scam you...or waitresses that steal from their customers...EVERY girl on my staff has been hand picked by me. I would rather have 10 fun pretty waitresses than 3 insanely hot stuck up girls that won't give you the time of day. So if you want to instantly feel comfortable when you walk in, like to be treated like family, like to drink and occasionally enjoy some boats and ho's. Come to Mansion.
     
    #234 El Hitman, Sep 16, 2011
  15. Jugdish

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    It went from "hot girls" to "down-to-earth girls" pretty Danny quick after he posted that photo album.
     
    #235 Jugdish, Sep 16, 2011
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    Damn you autocorrect.
     
    #236 Jugdish, Sep 16, 2011
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    be careful...you don't wanna get sued for false advertising! :cool:
     
    #237 Lady_Di, Sep 16, 2011
  18. El Hitman

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    Just wait till you see Monday nights pics.
     
    #238 El Hitman, Sep 16, 2011
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    LOL, that's just how I like my women. Classy...but slutty!

    Will you be serving steak? I like mine rare, but well done.
     
    #239 ima_drummer2k, Sep 16, 2011
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    23 people are attending the grand opening!!!

    Good luck with the new venture, and the clutchfans hook up, but I definitely will not be hitting up that part of town or strip clubs in general.
     
    #240 mrdave543, Sep 16, 2011
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