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Tiger Woods is in a Car Crash

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DFWRocket, Feb 23, 2021.

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    First thought, 22 pages. That's a lot of paperwork.

    Second thought. No Skid Marks. Tiger did not shiot his pants as reported.

    Third thought. "Bro" for Hairstyle and "Bro" for eye color. We've got some racist cops at work here.

    Fourth Thought, the valet's actions and testimony are very suspicious.
     
    #121 PhiSlammaJamma, Apr 8, 2021
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  2. Asian Sensation

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    That’s not a Buick.
     
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    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Ha, you're right. Its a Hyundai.
     
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    #124 jiggyfly, Apr 8, 2021
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    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Eddie Griffin
     
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    Counted at least 100 shots and he kept going still. How many golf balls can that basket hold??
     
    #127 Zboy, Nov 21, 2021
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    Two-fiddy
     
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    #129 Newlin, Mar 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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    And in his neighborhood again?

    Sounds like he is okay.
     
    #130 KingCheetah, Mar 27, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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    @basso Tiger needs full self driving Teslas breh
     
    #131 tinman, Mar 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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  12. Newlin

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    Arrested for suspicion of DUI. Passed breathalyzer. Refused urine test. Misdemeanor charges. Will be in jail for 8 hours. Police suspect intoxication from some sort of drug.
     
    #132 Newlin, Mar 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
  13. donkeypunch

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    This ****ing guy. Just hire a personal driver.
     
    #133 donkeypunch, Mar 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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    Dude was f'd up on pain pills again.
     
    #134 KingCheetah, Mar 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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    So the question is, can I give you a general idea of how fast?

    "And the answer is, I can't. But I can tell you this, it's a 30-mile-an-hour speed limit. And when I show you the photos, they kind of speak for themselves.

    "You can see where he clipped the back of the trailer. You can see where he rolled. And then as he decelerates, sliding down on the driver's door of the vehicle, you can see that he slid for a pretty decent space before he came to a stop."

    https://www.themirror.com/sport/golf/tiger-woods-arrested-after-car-1762187
     
    #135 KingCheetah, Mar 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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    I love the fact that John Daly is actually the far more responsible adult

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    Of all the celebrities in my life, there are very few who would have been lower on my list to crash and burn like he has.
     
    #138 sealclubber1016, Mar 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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  19. Jontro

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    tigre needs a real crew to hang with him 24/7.
     
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    He never got over his divorce and was living a lifestyle he wasn't prepared for. I would have bet on Jordan
     
    #140 GOATuve, Mar 28, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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