[War] Trump declares war on Iran for regime change

I think it is a great opportunity for a lot of the local drug addicts. Hopefully they jump on it.

 

It's just for people with weed convictions. Party on.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/us-army-raises-max-enlistment-133812174.html
"The army has also removed restrictions upon recruits who have a single conviction for possession of mar1juana or associated items such as bongs, pipes and spoons. Previously, such a conviction would require a special wavier from officials in the Pentagon, with the recruit having to wait 24 months to enlist and passing a drug test."

An acquaintance told me he was not allowed to enlist unless he was off ritalin or adhd drugs for 2 years.

 

Just yesterday Trump said this war has been won. Today he says:

“I won’t use the word ‘war’ because they say if you use the word ‘war,’ that’s maybe not a good thing to do,” Trump told the crowd of GOP lawmakers at Union Station in Washington, D.C. “They don’t like the word ‘war’ because you’re supposed to get approval. So, I’ll use the word ‘military operation’, which is really what it is. It’s a military decimation.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5801382-trump-iran-war-congressional-approval/

What a clown.

 

War is such an old fashion word.

 

Hegseth wanted to make it fashionable again, didn't he? That guy who never lead anything but a platoon in combat thought that the Department of War sounded much more macho warriorlike than Department of Defense.

 

Cocaine's favorite word.

 

Guess Tilman was not the only cheap one.

 

It would be the final blow but not to Iran

 

Yikes... you're not joking, are you?

 

FTFY.

 

Listen up Iran, this your last, last, last, final, chance for a deal! There will not be another deal like this for 12-24 hours.

(Think about the fact that the United States of America is running diplomatic negotiations with a country we are at war with through odd hours posts on a backwater social media app. This is insane.)

 

For all those who voted for the orange man, just remember those promises he made, and how he has done the opposite. He's not only made things worse in our country, but has caused panic, chaos, and inflation around the world.

This is what happens when you vote for a sociopathic lying con, who relies on his hunches instead of listening to the experts, and reacts impulsively, without ever admitting he is wrong.

“Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.”

NBC Montana, Trump Rally in Bozeman, (August 9, 2024).

“Under my administration, we will be slashing energy and electricity prices by half within 12 months, at a maximum 18 months”

“Prices will come down. You just watch: They’ll come down, and they’ll come down fast, not only with insurance, with everything.”

Trump Rally in North Carolina (August 14, 2024)

Energy is going to bring us back. That means we’re going down and getting gasoline below $2 a gallon, bring down the price of everything from electricity rates to groceries, airfares, and housing costs.”

NBC News, Trump Addresses Economic Club Of New York (September 5, 2024)

 

It's very very hard to see this as anything but pathetic, though I'm sure his enablers and devotees manage somehow. I mean, think about it, people.
1. Our regime launched "epic fury," hitting them with untold ordinance, leveling their navy, their small air force, and tons of ground units, (at least allegedly, but I believe it).
2. Everyone on Earth knows America does not want a ground war in Iran. That's true insanity. Our king didn't have public support when he started this "operation."
3. Trump threatens "too late," and "NO TURNING BACK" and "it won't be pretty!"
4. Iran can only think: "Huh. What are you threatening? 'Even more epicly epic fury?' You took your best shot, absent a nuclear weapon. We are still here and still very conservative hardline Islamists and still hate you. You want to land troops here, really?"

This before it's too late, sounds eerily like available only at the Sharper Image, and similar marketing speak. You want want to miss this deal I'm offering -- that I can tell you!

There is neither enough face nor enough palm for this situation. I want us to win and for this war to end, today or tomorrow or next week, but I don't see it with the current nutjobs who started the whole mess. They seem incapable of getting out of it. At least so far. Please prove me wrong, oh King very stable genius! Do not put our boots on that ground.

 

You say "jump", I say "thanks mang but I'm already quite severely high as it is. Preesh.

 

Next week they’ll be developing the super max final blow

 

It's also doesn't even remotely resemble anything that could conceivably be considered as possibly true.

Also, since when did you switch back to the U.S. controlling Israel? Aren't you supposed to be blaming the Jews for everything?

You're dishing out more whiplash than the Iranian government on a nine year old girl for refusing to have sex with the old dude they just paid to make her marry.