ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Timberwolves 3/25/2026

I’m done yall. I just can’t. Not even 2015-16 felt this exhausting and that team was way worse.

 

I think the players are a lot better then they look...but its hard to look good when your coach doesn't run plays for you and just mostly hopes that KD/Sengun do all the heavy lifting.

Like I mentioned, the fact that Bari gets no plays for him and he's like the 3rd/4th best scorer on the team is something else lol

 

in other news. Codman said fvv back next week! Even cf “insiders” have gone to shiiit

lol

 

Starting to think the basketball gods are punishing us for having the audacity of calling ourselves Clutch City

 

my tank will go on - stone dion

 

"this was a tough one to watch"

how many times have we said this for this season?

 

Just to watch Ime go bust again?

 

That was worse, but this ranks really high. Apparently, the team sucks. Seems to be a collective effort.

 

Kostas Papanikolaou isn't walking through that door

 

I’m sick of this team humiliating the city of Houston.

 

closer to him getting fired. I think stone is first to go this summer.

 

Earlier this season I told myself that absence of FVV and Adams is the reason why we lost some games in clutch time.

BUT NOW I REALIZED THAT IME IS A F****** IDIOT GOAT WHO CAN LOSE ANY GAME IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

 

Pathetic conference record. Playoffs begin in the West.

 

Some thoughts..

1) Ime is clueless. He can't run any plays he's just a cheerleader.

2) It's been five years since he was drafted and Sengun is still surrounded by bricklayers and streaky shooters.

3) I hope everyone finally realizes that defense is a team effort. In the playoffs, you need an extra scorer to take the weight off 1A and 1B and Amen isn't that guy. Playoff games are often decided in the last quarter, and you need bucket getters.

4) I like him but Reed can't guard anyone. God help him in the playoffs.

5) We need to trade Amen and Tari and get some shooters. I'd trade both of them for McDaniels.

6) Do not ever trade for Giannis it won't work i promise you that.

 

23/25 FTs

usually teams don't lose going this good at the FT line.

but you know, it's rockets so.......

 

@Jontro says that everytime he watches a bangbros shoot. That’s a few times a week.

 

It's going to be hard watching any basketball related content or just being near that space because it's all going to be about MINNY'S UNFATHOMABLE COMEBACK WHILE MISSING GOBERT AND REID!

It sucks being on the wrong side of history.

This stupid-ass team, I swear.

Also, Tari got benched for Tate, and that's kind of sadly hilarious

 

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We have to make some big changes. Honestly I'd be fine if Durant was gone after this season, and Ime, and we just got some shooting role players to go with the core we already have.

The way our offense has been shrunk down to Iso ball for Durant every play, or Iso ball for whoever when he's on the bench, is a joke. The fact we have one of the better passing big men in the league and we don't even -try- to put him in spots to let him use that is enough to want Ime gone.

Bring back this group - Sengun, Reed, Amen, Jabari, and add some actual shooters to go around them I'd be Ok.

I'm just tired of our offense looking like a pick up game. It's a joke, and it doesn't work in the NBA unless you have 2-3 extremely talented playmakers.