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[Official] Twins @ Astros

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Amshirvani

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    Auspicious start for this offense
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Pineda's given them some pitches to hit that they've either popped up, looked at, or fouled off. Frustrating.

    eta: so naturally Tucker singles on a pitcher's pitch the very next one
     
  3. Amshirvani

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    Maybe it’s time to evoke the mustache clause?
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Apparently just mentioning it is enough.

    eta: or not. For a disgusting fatbody Miguel Sano is a nimble man on the corners
     
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  5. H-Town Info

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    Wow the Twins pitching coach is likely smaller than Altuve lol
     
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  6. Amshirvani

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    between Sano and Astudillo, the Twins May have the most robust lineup

    ETA: and add Pineda. Was he always that fluffy?
     
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    Castro seems to never seems to come through when he has the opportunity to.
     
  8. Jay713

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    much thinner when he was with the Yankees
     
  9. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Astudillo's nickname Tortuga always reminds me of this scene
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  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Kalas needs to get his eyes checked
     
  11. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Pineda got fat.
     
  12. Surfguy

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    I miss the big inning from our guys. Ho hum.
     
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  13. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Breaking : Pineda still fat.
     
  14. H-Town Info

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    AIR YORDAN!!!
     
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  15. Buck Turgidson

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    That was a 427 foot pissrope
     
  16. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Lmao. A piss rope?
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Sure...he pissed on it, he roped it, it's a pissrope (i.e. long hard line drive)
     
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  18. Stephen66

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    would have been nice to have baserunners.
     
  19. HookemHorns1250

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    Man, Garcia is pitching a heck of a game.
     
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  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Hard to do when you're leading off the inning.

    *except when you're playing Manfred Ghostrunner Ball
     
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