Mad Max Hates CWood Nickname

Crucifix is good but not politically correct at this time.

C Block is more appropriate.

 

Q: How long is Christian's contract with the Rockets?
A: Tree years.

 

Hard-Wood?

Since he’s our alpha after Harden...
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let me tell you something right now: There is a lot of win in this post.

 

If he does a highlight dunk; it's a Hardwood classic.

 

@hakeem94 on behalf of the cf community, I would like to nominate this post for post of the week.

 

Joshua Tree?

DD

 

Woodchuck.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

 

Morning-Wood...


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Twigs

 

Spoiler

(From the comments)

“C-Dub”
“Cross”
“Crucifix”
“Holy Wood”
“The Holy Hammer”
“The Crusader”
“The Father”
“The Priest”
“Big Burch”
“The Crucifix”
“Big Woody”
“Wood Grain”
“Big Wood”
“Timber”
“Born-Again Christian”
“Mr. Casual”
“C-Good”
“Certified Wood”
“The Woodshed”
“The Nightmare”
“Q-Tip”
“Hard Wood”
“C-Woo”
“Woody Woodpecker”
“C-Dub”
“The Woods”
“The Christmas Tree”
“Woody Mamba”
“Woodie”
“Wood-land”
“Lumberjack”
“The Goatee”
“Wooderson”
“Big Stick”
“Slim Unit”
“Evening Wood”
“Stick”
“Big Tree”
“Woody”
“Post Oak”
“Woodchuck”
“Condor”
“Live Oak”
“Smooth Grain”
“RedWood”

 

My first thought

 

If we keep going down “the crucifix” rabbit hole, we’ll find out that Christians will be offended by that name so we’ll just have to call him “The Houston Basketball Player” for the rest of the year.

 

The name based nicknames are pretty lame. Need something like Boogie for Cousins or Tsunami Papi for Oubre or even the classic Dream. And of course there's
https://aquadagger.info/
Name contraction nicknames are corny.
Let's just call him some random cool thing like "Fireball" lol.

 

didn't they used to call mike woodson... 'woody'?

 

Tooth pick

 

Should be Casual Wood, like a boner in the park.

 

C-Boner

 

@MadMax

 

CWo (?)

There was Master Shifu in Kung Fu Panda

How about, “Master CWo”