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Football “Jesus” finally loses his virginity

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr.Scarface, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. Mr.Scarface

    Mr.Scarface Member

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    #1 Mr.Scarface, Jan 20, 2020
  2. TheRealist137

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    There's no way he waited this long to lose his v card. He was probably getting kills since being retired. You can only hold up this shtick for so long. I'm sure once he left NFL and went low-key for a bit, he was smashing broads in the Minor Leagues.
     
    #2 TheRealist137, Jan 20, 2020
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Well she looks to be worth the wait.

    DD
     
    #3 DaDakota, Jan 21, 2020
  4. ROXTXIA

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    We assume he lost his virginity.

    "Tim...…….anything yet?"
     
    #4 ROXTXIA, Jan 21, 2020
  5. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Weird she dated the Blade Runner guy.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Edward James Olmos?
     
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  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Edward James Almost.
     
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  8. justtxyank

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    He waited this long and his first is with a Miss Universe.

    Not bad kid.
     
    #8 justtxyank, Jan 21, 2020
  9. ROCKSS

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    He definitely set the bar high for himself :D
     
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  10. The Captain

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    In my experience, beautiful, pampered women aren't that good in the sack. Bar is pretty low.

    Also, 'virginity' is a very nebulous term for a lot of people. He could have been plowing arse and getting BJs for decades.
     
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  11. Mr.Scarface

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    Well, Timmy wouldn't have anything to compare it to. So, to him, she is a p*rn star pro....lol.

    As for the virginity, Tim was vigilant. There was atleast 1 semi-famous girlfriend who broke up with him because he would give up the cookies!
     
    #11 Mr.Scarface, Jan 21, 2020
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I like Tebow. I've never found him to be a pretentious born again and i never thought he was over hyped. Always easy to root for. I hope he is happy
     
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  13. Reeko

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    Choosing to be a virgin until you’re 32? Nah, I call bullsh*t. Tebow’s been out here selling lies, and I ain’t buying.
     
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  14. Jontro

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    he should continue his crusade and vow to die a virgin, even during marriage
     
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  15. Invisible Fan

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    Fap jeebus faints
     
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  16. Nook

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    We will see how long until he decides it is icky and pines to get back under center again.
     
    #16 Nook, Jan 22, 2020
  17. daywalker02

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    Still side with Al Horford and his Universe.
     
    #17 daywalker02, Jan 23, 2020
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    Well, think about her needs.

     
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