[Official] Astros @ White Sox

Thriving metropolis of Hye Texas, My wife has family just a couple miles from there, bunch of square heads as her father called them. I love the area, probably move up there one day...

 

Hell, we might be cousins, ask 'em if they know any Criders. Proud square-headed German here.

"Thriving metropolis" is right. It's got a feed store, a cafe, and a whiskey distillery...what more do you need?

 

I figured.
Would have to be outlaw cousins

 

Alvarez will likely play the outfield if the Astros reach the World Series, replacing Reddick's bat.

 

until Tucker comes along

 

Missed ya yesterday, atta boy Bregs.

 

Over the past 6+ weeks, almost any major leaguer could replace Reddick's bat.

 

He’s due

 

There's RBIs in that glove, though.

 

Hey I suggested that Reddick work the 9th for us and Osuna bat 8-9th and play right field and all I got were groans.

 

Somewhere, Bo Porter was smiling.

 

Spoiler: Hmm

 

Requisite Bo Porter highlight:

 

*cough* RF defense *cough*

 

Brantley?

 

Not a Professional Right Fielder.

 

Thus the use of the word "almost"

 

That's legit pizza, screw all yall flat pie'ers.

 

Nevermind.

 

As Gene Elston would say "The longer he goes without hitting, the closer he comes to hitting"